WARNING: Hints of trolling, Foul language in different languages

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Chapter 1

I am a maid. Well. Pretending to be, anyways. I caked my face with dust as I used my feather duster to clean the cabinets. "This job sucks." I muttered to myself. My partner is officially stupid and moronic in so many ways possible. I thought back to our conversation.

"A - A Maid? !" I yelled at him, "Are you crazy? ! Are you trying to sell me out here?" I scoffed in utter disbelief. As usual my coworkers had relaxed expressions and continued drinking their coffee, because as usual, I was fighting. With my partner. Again.

"Look, It's only for a week - " He tried to make the best out of it, but of course I was just baffled.

"A WEEK? !" I shrieked, his ears, I'm almost positive, they were on the brink of falling off. "Ohhh!" I said with a playful tone. "I also bet that you're going to be the one who's behind the scenes!" I looked at him with my mouth closed in a straight line. "Am I right?"

But, Look. I wouldn't talk in this kind of manner to anyone. I'm actually shy and I try to be polite, but.. when I face my partner.. It's like PMSing all over again. And trust me. I hate him, and I will never see myself loving him. Ever.

"Yes! BUT - Hey! When this is all over I can - uh, treat you to lunch for a month!" Now, that's the classic apology that he uses it to grab me in, but might I say...

"Okay." I fall for it every time.

So that's how it went down. How... stupid am I? I question my sanity many times. "The view is quite nice from here."

I snapped my back straight up and whipped around. "Oh, Master.." I kinda seethed.. "How kind of you to notice my new choice of stockings I wore today!" Now. You pervert. I expect you to play along and then we'll go on about our day.

He smirked and sat down on a chair. "Come here... What was it...?" He snapped his fingers, trying to figure out what my name was. "Miss. Sawada, was it?" I nodded and he smirked again as I made my way towards him. "Raise your leg, so I can see them better."

I was really hesitant at first, but - think about free lunch for a month... I raised my leg and he grabbed my ankle, putting them on the seat of the chair, and if that wasn't bad enough, he put them between his legs. He caressed the stocking softly.

I can't take it anymore. In one quick motion, I slipped my foot and jammed hard into his - He groaned loudly and almost fell off the chair. I stood back and smiled, "I'm sorry, but I don't support sexual harassment." I gritted my teeth. What a horrible comeback.. But that was the least of my concerns. The man glared at me and his face was bright and very, very red.

"YOU! YOU ARE FIRED!" He yelled. A sense of, 'oh crap i just lost free lunch for a month and might possibly lose my other job too.' struck me hard as I ran out of the mansion and to my office.

Next thing I knew, we both, were at partner counseling. Yes. There is such a thing. The man was calm and wore a red... It looks Chinese, well, i don't know. Anyway, he looked very calm, composed, and even smiled at us. I returned his kindness by smiling back, but on the other hand, I knew my partner so well, it's terrifying actually, that I knew he sneered at the man's smile. "Sit down." There were no furniture, which to me wasn't a problem, BUT on the other hand, my butt hole of a partner was reluctant to sit down.

He even had no shame to ask rudely, "On the floor? You serious?" I mentally face palmed. This is exactly why you're here.

"Don't worry I vacuum the floor every day. Would you like some sanitizer too?" His face was composed, but he still held his gentle smile.

My partner sighed, "No. Thank you. Let's just get this over with, I have an appointment at - "

"No one cares. Let Fon take his time." I darted my eyes at him.

"Oh, I'm sorry did I say appointment? I meant on a date. Unlike you, who has all the time in the world, Miss. Forever Alone." He made a face and that set me off.

"Can you have the least of a considerate well being inside of you, to respect someone while meeting them the first time? !" I spat out.

"You know who you remind me of? ! My naggy and saggy grandma! She's dead!" He spat back at me with much more force.

"Kutabare!" I yelled at him, I felt people surround the door at our fight, I felt Fon's eyes at us as he calmly sipped his tea, but I didn't care, I was full on, pissed.

"Oh, speaking Japanese?" He smirked, "Fottiti, Mangia merde e morte, Figlio di una cagna! Guess what, I'm Itailian!" He had this smug smile on his face that said, 'i just said something to you, and you didn't know what it meant~' but, boy, was he wrong.

I was speechless at first, but my ears blew out steam and my face, extremely red. I grabbed the collar of his shirt. "I'm 1/3 Italian." His face fell and I smacked him brutally on the face. Twice. On each cheek.

Well. That ended our fight. Fon, However observed us and I blushed for showing my ugly and quite unsightly side of me. "I have made a solution. I demote you to the Back up division."

My partner burst out laughing, "Back up division? That's the lowest position! Wow! You screwed up!" He pointed at me, in tears, mostly because I may have hit him too hard, I thought.

"I'm sorry for showing such hostile actions to you Fon-sama, I'll go pack my things." I ignored my partner's laughs as I began to stand up. Fon looked at me and he smiled.

He placed his tea cup on the floor, "Of course I am not talking to you, Tsunayoshi, and there is no need to put such honorifics." We both blankly stared at him.

"Pardon?" My partner said, barely audible.

I settled myself down, and this time, I had the smug look. "He said, he demoted you to the back up division." He glared at me with rage. "You mad?" He got up without another word and slammed the door shut. Figuring there was a lot of people dropping in on our conversation I could hear him say,

"CAZZO! Why don't you mind your business!" And at once, I heard numerous steps going all over the place.

I turned around, feeling my legs had gone asleep I muttered, "What about me, Fon?"

He took a sip of his tea, "Your new partner will be my twin brother, Hibari Kyouya."

Japanese Translation :

Kutabare = Go to hell

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Italian Translation :

Fottiti = Fuck you

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Mangia merde e morte = Eat shit and die

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Figlio di una cagna = You son of a bitch

I used google translate for this

I'm not trying to mock the languages I just have little knowledge on it, so I had to look them up, and even used google translate. My bad, if they're wrong.

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