Disclaimer: I don't own Supernatural. This was merely done for entertainment purposes.
Author's Note: My attempt at humor, and meant to be general, but pairings are up for interpretation. Please give me some criticism/suggestions!
It was Sam's turn to check up on Kevin, and he was prepared this time. Fruits, vegetables, bread, and…pills. More pills. Kid was going to kill himself with medicine poisoning.
'Guess I'll just have to talk to him again.' Opening the door to the house-boat, he walked across a small room and was about to open the door leading to Kevin's study-area when he heard voices floating from the other side.
"Do you want me to use my puppet voice?"
"What? No!"
Garth was here? He smiled. It was actually great to hear the quirky hunter again. Hand on the handle, he was about to turn the door and greet them when Garth's next words froze him cold.
"Well then lets do this on your bed; it'll be easier that way."
"I don't want to do it on my bed."
"Really? You want to do it here?"
"Yes!"
"Are you sure? It's not very comfortable here. I don't want you squirming around so much."
Sam's eyes widened.
"Let's just do this already Garth!"
"Hey, you'll get a crink if we do this here. I'm telling you, your bed will be much better."
A groan. "Fine then. The bed."
"Great! Oh yeah, your mouth is clean, right? I don't want to stick my fingers in there just to-"
"What the hell is going on?!"
Garth and Kevin startled. "Sam?!"
He kept his gun up at Garth. "We asked you to look after him, Garth! Not get your rocks…off…?" It was then that Sam saw what was in Garth's upraised hands. Dental equipment. They were talking about dental stuff and lying down for procedure. Crap.
Kevin and Garth's eyes widened, before Garth narrowed his own.
"Dude!"
"Uh…"
"Do you honestly think I'd do something like that? What kind of person do you think I am?!"
"Um, look, this is just a misunderstan-"
"I'm not a pedophile! What the hell, Sam?"
Kevin cleared his throat uncomfortably. "I'm actually eighteen, but yeah, what the hell Sam?"
Sam smiled with panic. "Look, I just heard your conversation from the other side of the door and thought that, well, it sounded like, uh…it sounded like you two were…um…" God this was painful.
Kevin shuffled his feet and pretended not to be there anymore while Garth crossed his arms.
This was probably the part where Dean would say something sarcastic like 'nice to see you're putting all that college to good use Sam.'
The air continued to remain tense.
"I, uh, brought fruit?"
Author's Notes: Thanks for reading! (Suggestions for improvement?)