Please don't hurt me... I don't own Hetalia, karaoke or TV...

"Welcome to the twelve o' clock news update. I'm Mathias Køhler," "And I'm Lukas Bondevik. Today's top story is -" BANG! CRASH! "Mr Puffin! Come back!" Iceland stumbled over all the equipment in pursuit of his escaping pet. "Emil, how many times have I told you to keep that puffin out of the stu -" Technical difficulties. Please stand by.

"Hello and welcome to England's Cooking show. I'm Arthur Kirkland and today we will be making scones. You'll need: -" "All this! Oh yeah, I'm Alfred F. Jones!" "America, you idiot! As I was saying, you'll need 100g of flour, 50g of butter, 100ml of water, 1 e-" "Just mix these altogether like this." "NO, YOU GIT! YOU DON'T USE THE BLOODY CHAINSAW! YOU DON'T EVEN MIX IT LI-" ZZZZZzZZZZZ Technical difficulties, please stand by.

"Ciao and welcome to the Italian Brothers Talk Show! I'm Feliciano Vargas, and this is my brother Lovino! Here, we read your letters and answer your questions." "Today, we have a guest star bastard. Please welcome..." " Feliks and his rainbow pony! They'll be helping us today~" "Ok, the first letter is from a confused Arthur Kirkland bastard. It says: Dear Italy brothers, I was in the middle of airing my show when the set was destroyed by that git America and his bloody chainsaw. I don't want this to happen in future episodes, so what the bloody hell do I do? From, England." "That's, like, an easy question! All you do is kick him out while you're doing the show!" "The pony bastard is right, do that and the bastard won't interfere anymore, English bastard." "Ve~, I hope that answered your question! Our next letter is from our news presenters for this channel, Mathias Køhler and Lukas Bondevik. I wonder what they will ask, ne? Let's see, it says: Dear Italy brothers, Iceland's puffin keeps on hijacking our studio when we do our twelve o'clock news update. It's getting really annoying and the puffin will not stay restrained no matter what we do! Please help. From, Norway and Denmark." "That's a totally easy question! Eat the puffin! If it's dead it's not going to do anything!" "The pony bastard is right, again. Wait, what!? HYAAAAAAAAAAAA! We're going to die!" BANG BANG BOOM! "Nobody gives Norway and Denmark ideas to eat Mr Puffin! DIE!" Technical difficulties, please stand by.

"Hallo and velcome to 15 vays vith the awesome Prussia! This week's 15 vays is how to be AWESOME, but not as awesome as me! The first vay is to get a Gilbird!" Prussia pointed to the yellow bird sitting in his hair. "The second vay is to be me! And als-" "PREUßEN! Hurry up!" "No-one interrupts my awesomeness, dear bruder!" Technical difficulties. Please stand by.

"Welcome to an interesting episode of Hetalian Idol as Iceland and Japan face off! The name's Eduard von Bock, or simply Estonia! This week's song is a short one, called Strength by Abingdon Boy's School. Please welcome Emil Steilsson and Kiku Honda to the stage for a million hetas!" The two contestants went up onto the stage (duh).

Kawaita kuchibiru itetsuku taiyou ni sarasarete Afureru namida ga shitataru mabushisa de boku o nazoru kara

Tarinai kasho o tada umeau you ni kimi o motometeita Fureau yubi ni tsutawaru setsunasa dake o kakiatsumete

Kodou no oku ni kazasu negai o Sadame to iu nara Nokosareta kioku to nakushita kimi no omokage ga Ima mo okizari no mama...

Kasuka na toiki to furueru manazashi ni yurameite Kosureru tamashii o me o iru kirameki ga futari o tsutsunde

Deawanakereba kizutsukeau koto sae mo nakatta no ka na? Mogareta hane no itami ni yorisoi nagara sotto nemurou

Modorenai kara kaerenai kara Inochi o karashite Toozakaru ano hi to nakusu bakari no kono ude ga Kimi no nukumori ni kogarete...

Dare mo ga chigau sabishisa mochiyotte asu o hoshigaru kedo Kimi ga mezashita yogorenaki sono tsuyosa de boku o kowashite

Koe ni dekizu ni taeta inori o Sadame to nazukete Nokosareta kioku to nakushita kimi no omokage ga Ueta kono mune ni ima mo okizari no mama...

"Ok, judges, please vote! Here's a commercial for our viewers at home while we wait!"

"Are you hungry? Are you sick of England's cooking? Well don't fear, because America's burgers are here! Choose from a wide variety of sizes and fillings! Be a HERO!"

"Welcome back to Hetalian Idol! Our judges, Thailand, Canada and Switzerland have voted! And the money goes too... ME! HA! Estonia, the richest country in the world! Suckers!" "Hey this wasn't part of the deal, ana~" "That money was going to be for Mr Puffin's ransom! GIVE IT BACK!" Technical difficulties. Please stand by.

Short, but I ran out of ideas. I know I made Iceland a little OOC, but it's funnier that way, ne? Please read my other stories and review!