OH BOY IT'S MY FIRST FAN FICTION EVA~ HURRA! I am so proud, hope you guys enjoy this. Don't expect William Shakespeare kind of writing, I'm just a nerdy fangirl writing a fanfiction for fun. ^_^" This has a lot of Spamano fluff and cheesy stuff as said in the summary, so seriously, don't expect much. But, I hope you enjoy the first chapter, happy reading!

Today was just like any other day, the sun was shining brightly in the sky and shone in the exact same spot every morning, that sport was right in my face.

"God damn it, why is the sun so fucking bright?" I grunted as I tried to pull myself out of my dream state. I staggered over to the bathroom and began to wash my face. But something was not right…

"Why the hell does my body feel so thin…? I didn't really eat much last night so that's probably why." I thought to myself and turned on the faucet to wash my face. But then I looked up at the mirror and was surprised by what I saw.

There was a woman staring back at me. No, there wasn't anyone behind me; there was a woman, staring back at me. With the same olive green eyes and same colored skin. A curl was right in the same exact place as mine and the hair was the same color. Then, I finally realized…it was me.

"W-w-what…the…" I stuttered, I was speechless, I had no idea what the fuck was going on but I knew that somehow I was turned into a woman. I felt around my body, I had real breasts, curvy hips, longer hair, and a higher pitched voice. I wanted to smash the mirror and hope that this was all an illusion but seeing how I could feel the female features on myself, I knew this wasn't a dream.

Suddenly I heard a knock on my door. My brother was there with his goddamn cheerful voice chiming in. "Lovi! We're going to be late for school if you don't hurry up ve~"

"H-hold on a second Feliciano! I just need to quickly change into my uniform!" I quickly shuffle through my drawers, but I only have the male uniform and that is probably not going to fit on me right now.

"Shit, how am I going to tell Feliciano that I somehow changed into a woman over night? Well, knowing him he might actually believe me. But…"

"Ve~ are you all right Lovi? Your voice sounds higher than usual." Feliciano asked trying to peak into my bedroom through the windows.

"U-um…" I tried to make my voice sound deeper like usual. "Feliciano, just go ahead without me! I'll catch up with you in a few minutes! I'm kind of disorganized right now and need some time!" I continued to shuffle through all my clothes that are now too big for me and wondered what the hell I was suppose to do.

"Are you sure?" Feliciano asked once more.

"YES! I'M SURE! JUST GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!" I screamed, not realizing that my voice really sounded like a woman screaming than a man.

"Ve~? Is that you Lovi?" Feliciano asked even more confused.

I tried to make my voice sound deeper again. "J-just get out! I'm fine!"

"Ve~ if you say so, I'll meet you at school!" Feliciano said finally leaving.

Now this was my chance to really think, I panicked, not knowing what to do. Then I heard my cell phone ring. I looked over to see it was that Antonio bastard calling me. I ignored it as I continue to stumble around my bedroom. My t-shirt hung loose on my shoulders like an oversized poncho and my boxers were slipping off. Then I realized there was really only one person who could probably help me. I pick up my cell phone and dialed Arthur's number. The phone rang a couple of times before he picked up.

"Hello?" Arthur answered in his sharp British accent.

"Hello? This is Arthur Kirkland right?" I said not bothering to make my voice sound like normal.

"Um, yes this is Arthur Kirkland, who is this?" he asked.

"This is Lovino Vargas, and I need your help right—"

"Lovino? Is that really you?" Arthur shouted in disbelief.

"Yes this is Lovino! Listen, I need you to meet me at the back of the school during lunch break, got it? Do not be late or else!" I said.

"Lovino, what happened to your voice?" Arthur continued to question me.

"I SOMEHOW GOT TURNED INTO A WOMAN AND I NEED YOU TO CHANGE ME BACK! JUST MEET ME AT THE BACK OF THE SCHOOL DURING LUNCH BREAK GOD DAMN IT!" I shouted into the phone then hung up. I couldn't believe I had to call him to help me of all people. God, why is happening to me?