A/N: This is going to be my first Kakairu fic that I've ever posted. This just popped into my head one day when I was at a restaurant and fantasizing Kakairu moments.

This Kakairu moment features the depressing part of a relationship.

Enjoy.

On the Couch
Chapter 1: Kakashi's Depression

It was self explanatory that when someone with a well known relationship was wallowing in a random bar or looking depressed, it only meant one thing. (There were several other reasons, but this was the most accurate.)

The poor sap had done something BAD. (The caps were intentional.) Something so BAD, that the certain person was denied the one thing they so loved.

Some heavenly lovin' from their lovers.

Such denied lovin' would almost always drive ninjas to wallow in self pity… or to a higher point of insanity. (All ninjas were insane; was a well known and unspoken fact.)

So, that was exactly what Genma and Raido realized when they found a fellow jounin moping in a bar looking like a puppy who had his favorite chew toy taken away.

Genma and Raido both came to the same conclusion and sat down on either side of the downcast man.

"Kakashi, what did you do this time?" Genma asked to the point.

Now, a genius like Hatake Kakashi would've just shrugged nonchalantly, ignored them, and 'hn'-ed like any other composed genius. Unfortunately, this genius was both sex-deprived and Iruka-deprived, which led to a depressed and inane Hatake Kakashi.

"Nothin'" Kakashi mumbled.

Raido rolled his eyes. "Come on Hatake, Ruka's always been easy to forgive. What did you do to piss him off so much?"

Kakashi just took another jug at his sake and sighed glumly. "I… I did something bad." He sagged in his seat.

"Well, that's kinda obvious. You look 'in need'." Genma said flatly, his senbon twitching as he sipped his own sake he had ordered.

"No, I mean I did something BAD." Kakashi emphasized the last word slowly with no small amount of dread.

Genma and Raido both raised an eyebrow. So, that meant he was on 'it' then.

"Okay… How long have you been on the couch?" Genma asked. If the jounin was this depressed, then something BAD truly must've happened.

"…Two weeks." Here, Kakashi seemed to want to drown in his seat. "And… and I got 10 weeks to go."

Raido choked on his drink. "W-What?!" Even he never had the heart to leave his Genma on the couch for that long!

"What did you DO?!" Genma had paled. If he ever got to be on the couch that long… He inwardly shuddered.

Kakashi stared at the bottle in his hand with misery, before dropping his head on the counter. "I…I didn't mean to!" He sobbed miserably. 14 days of frustration and depression started to pour out of him.

"What did you do?!"

"I didn't even plan for this to happen!"

"What did you do?!

"I don't want Iru-koi angry with me!"

"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO, KAKASHI?!" Genma and Raido yelled incredulously. They quieted down when the bartender gave them glares at their loudness. "We promise we won't tell anyone."

The silver haired jounin gave considered them for a second before swallowing thickly. He motioned the two to lean in and spoke quietly so that no one could overhear.

Once he finished his explanation, Raido had a disapproving expression on his face.

"Kakashi… how could you?" Raido said disappointedly.

Genma, on the other hand, looked gob smacked. "You…he…in it?"

Kakashi nodded grimly, despite the pink tinge beneath his mask. "Hai…"

The honey haired ninja looked at him oddly, before he broke out in laughter, nearly swallowing his senbon. Raido's mouth twitched before he too started chuckling.

Kakashi glared. "I'm so happy you find amusement in my misery." Sarcasm laced his words.

Genma wiped an imaginary tear away. "'Misery'? I'd think it would be a good thing in a way for you, Kakashi."

The said ninja deflated. "It would've been if Ruka hadn't found out."

"10 more weeks…" Raido murmured. He wondered how the silver haired jounin had survived the first two weeks. The school teacher was life support for Kakashi.

Kakashi sighed. No sex and livin' from his dolphin would kill him!

Genma sat straighter when an idea hit him. Feeling strangely confident and godly, Genma placed a hand on Kakashi's slumped shoulders. "Kakashi, do you want to spend more time on the couch?"

Raido looked at his lover confusedly. What is he thinking?

"No." Kakashi replied. He flinched at the word 'couch'.

"Do you want to be having intimacy with your hand on a daily bases?"

The silver haired ninja looked at his hand then back to Genma. "No."

Genma was really getting into it. "Do you want to have no lovin' from your uke for the next 10 weeks?"

"I said, no!" Kakashi said, irritated.

"Then, with my help, you could be back with Ruka-chan sooner than ever!"

Kakashi looked at the senbon sucking ninja with something a kin to hope in his eye. "Really?"

"Yep." Genma assured proudly. "I've got a plan."

And so begins, On the Couch.

Tbc.

I actually planned to make this a long one shot or a drabble. So, should I continue this?

Review please.

Kds.