Severus Snape was walking through a grocery store to buy some Vaseline. Vaseline is essential for him to be able to keep up the greasy git look. After buying 12 containers of Vaseline he went back to Hogwarts. In the safety of his office he then used 3 containers of Vaseline to cover his hair and eyebrows. As he let the wonderful petroleum product sink into his hair he sang a little song.
O Vaseline
O Vaseline
How lovely are you to-
His song was cut short by Harry Potter walking into his office. Harry stared and said "Professor...?" Snape having no idea how to handle the situation decided to cast a spell that caused the door to lock. Harry looked very frightened and said "Please let me go!" Snape replied "I'm sorry you know my secret, I can't possibly let you go" the look in his eyes was very sexual. It excited Harry who replied "I'll gladly be your prisoner!" Snape stared deeply into his eyes and said "You have acquired Stockholm Syndrome rather quickly." Chuckling he rubbed Harry's hair and whispered "Your hair we be so great with a little Vaseline." Harry then rubbed his head against Snape's head, getting Vaseline in his hair. Snape then took his hand and said "We must remove the Vaseline in my private chambers!"
Authors note: Should I continue? Do you like it?