Aizen had decided that since he was going to take over the world as we knew it, he should teach his loyal soldiers about he world a bit before it was destroyed, so as to help them in their conquest. Therefore, he devised a plan for a field trip to the human world. The trip was mandatory for all the Espada.
After much planning, packing and protesting each others insolence, they finally set off. (Wonderweiss wasn't allowed to come along, so Tousen stayed behind to look after him.) Gin and Aizen took the lead, opening a massive Garganta out of Hueco Mundo and into an unoccupied desert area. They'd already dressed the right way, and when they emerged from the sand dunes, they looked like a group of hot, thirsty tourists who'd gotten lost and were looking for a place to stay.
Once they got to a town, they found out that the Garganta had led them to Egypt. Aizen felt this was a good start, and took them to visit the Pyramids of Giza and the Sphinx, hiring a tour guide with his endless money to tell them about it. Once they were done, Aizen did his best to civilly thank the tour guide, and they set off at a quick pace to Cairo, leaving the tour guide smiling happily as he held the enormous lump of pure gold Aizen had given him as payment. By the time they reached Cairo, it was late afternoon and they had to find an inn to rest and refresh. Aizen chose a medium inn, not too luxurious but not too shabby, and payed with another lump of gold. The Espada settled down in their respective rooms, and all was peaceful in the night except for the occasional grunt of a camel or call of a jackal.
However, word had spread on the street of how rich Aizen was, and several thieves unwisely chose to try and burglar him. Suffice to say, none of them returned without a serious injury (oh dear).
The next morning, Aizen decided they'd spent enough time in Egypt, and hired a camel caravan to carry them to the border of Israel. They rode swiftly, pausing only a few times at an oasis or two, and once at the Nile to "admire" the crocodiles. They reached Israel in 5 days, and paid the caravan driver enough money for him to go into retirement for the rest of his life. Once the caravan had gone far enough, the Espadas air-walked across Israel, pausing at Jerusalem to take in the sights of the thousands of people praying around a black box, Aizen's face wrinkled in scorn (he's not big on religion, unless he's the god). They walked on to the Ganges River in India, and visited the fabled tree where the Buddha had found enlightenment. They went down to visit the Indian Ocean, and had a nice day at the beach. Aizen then rented a boat for then to cross the ocean. Starrk and Barragan hated it, as they were seasick all the way. They landed in the Phillipines, where a week was spent just relaxing in comfort. All the Espada were rather badly bitten by bugs except for Szayel, he had his patented bugspray garuanteed to keep away all the bugs he wanted! When that week was over, they all bought airline tickets to Sydney, Australia. But when they got off into the airport and Aizen counted heads, he realized someone was missing. With a jolt, he realized who.
"We've left Gin behind in the Phillipines! And I forgot to give him the money he'd asked for, so he doesn't have any money!" The Espada glared at him accusingly, at least some of them did; they didn't really care for Gin (poor Gin). "WHAT HAVE I DONE?"
Meanwhile, Gin was sitting aboard a first-class plane to Hong Kong. He grinned evilly. "It always pays to steal!"
And why was Tousen not included in this trip? Actually, I just don't like him very much ._. He scares me. (Wonderweiss is good though :D)
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