Author's Note: Helluu everyone! Time for a little bit o' fun. After some hardcore work on Anthem's Report (who am I kidding?), I've decide to lay back and write another Bishoumon story. This time I've had inspiration from Pokémon Sapphire. Anyone remember the part where you meet Wally? *Ahem* I have no idea where this is going...but I suppose it just reminded me of Icchan from Angelic Layer. (I can't wait for the anime to come to America!) Also, this is a new format. The old one was childish.

Another thing. If you read someone's story, review it! Certainly even a flame or two couldn't hurt. And I do appreciate them now and again. when I'm in need of a laugh. *smirk* So please review if you actually read this. Although it's a rarity.

Disclaimer: Actually...this is kind of scattered. Pocket Bishounen belongs to...Tokio? When is that guy gonna reopen the site!? I wanna catch some more bishoumon! Well, Pokémon belongs to Gamefreak. Don't sue me, guys. I buy your merchandise!

References:
This place is closed for now.but there's a bishoujo and seibutsu site as well.

Melicia's Bishoumon Adventures - Part Two

**Start: Chapter One**

"By all the gods!" exclaimed Palin, jabbing the Staff of Magius, the gift from his uncle Raistlin, into Melicia's face. "She's dead!"

Hotohori-sama waved a regal hand, looking beautiful in the afternoon sun. (Hell, he looks beautiful any time of day.) "She's not dead. She's sleeping."

"Listen pal," Palin said shaking a valiant fist. "I've fought in the war! I've seen death on the faces of my own two brothers! Don't tell me when death isn't around when it's right at my feet." Palin continued prodding the snoozing Melicia, who, strangely, did look rather pale for a living person. It could have been the clashing robes. Or not.

"Oh the humanity!" moaned the white robe. "What do we do from here?"

"Escape, maybe," commented Hotohori. "I mean, it's not like I enjoy being sworn to fidelity against my will. I'm an emperor for crying out loud." Palin's eyes rolled. He'd had just about enough of this anime freak and was just about to reach for his spell components when.

"Good morrow, Cuz!" Melicia was on her feet in a flash. "What's the itinerary for today, Palin? Are we off to find ol' Raistlin?"

Palin, at the moment, was on the ground, writhing in a surprise-seizure. Hotohori crossed his arms dejectedly and refused to speak.

"Meanies. Let's train! Let's explore! Let's do something!" Melicia was full to bursting with excitement, and only when Palin redeemed his composure did she cease her consistent hopping.

Palin lightly fanned himself. He definitely was not an outdoorsy kind of person, and afternoon suns were simply right out. "Well, since we're in a Monty Python mood all of a sudden," (he glanced around nervously, hoping some superior, gun-toting figure was lurking about), "what say you we find some rabbits to kill?"

"Bugger off." The source of the voice hopefully needs not naming. "I'm tired of this already."

"Give it a rest, Hotohori-sama," Melicia pleaded, revealing that which was secret for a less-than applicable time. "I don't see what the big deal is. You're not the only one who's been captured. I seem to remember hearing about Chichirii's unfortunate little run-in."

Hotohori inexplicably snorted in irritation. "Escaped. He used that stupid, yet seemingly heaven sent at the moment hat of his."

Palin muttered something about run-on sentences.

"Run-on sentence my foot. At any rate, we should do something to further the plotline. Any suggestions, my loyal companions?"

Palin muttered something about Kite from .hack//Infection.

Melicia slapped a fist to her palm. "Great idea, Palin! Where would we find him?"

Suddenly, Hotohori was hooked up to a set of VR goggles, handling a Playstation controller and facing an out-of-place terminal. "I'd say Delta - Hidden, Forbidden, Holy Ground. But isn't that where Tsukasa hangs out?"

"Something wrong, Hotohori-sama?" Melicia asked, concern peppering her words.

"Absolutely not."

Melicia nodded. "You're probably right. But then again, I did read something about the anime and the game clashing together in that Mutation article."

Palin muttered something that sounded vaguely like "Yes, it was in that CG image, you doorknob."

"Yippee! Let's head to 'The World'!" With that, the trio was off, Hotohori and terminal in tow.

**End: Chapter One**