She is troublesome.
Not just troublesome, the most troublesome woman in the village.
And not just in the entire village.
Okay, so she is the most troublesome breathing thing on the entire planet.
She is troublesome because her yell can call the stars down and make wolfs howl.
She is troublesome because if I mess up the tiniest, bittiest task, I get my skull bashed in with that stupid looking polka-dotted fan.
She is troublesome because she is so shapely. Many men, from Naruto to that perverted hermit, have noticed her unique beauty that comes from all that accursed training of hers.
She is also troublesome because of said training. Every time I have to search her out, there she'll be. Out there in the old purple outfit she used to wear, sweating up a storm, and beating the manhood out of any opponent she happens to be training with. It is so troublesomely fun to watch.
She is troublesome for being so danged stubborn. I mean, I beat her fair and square in Shogi, and she'll say she has a headache………then give me one with her fist or her fan. Many a troublesome time I have thought about grabbing that wrist and yanking her onto my lap, just to see how stubborn she'd be about that.
Then there is that keen intelligence of hers. She is close to surpassing mine, or at least being equal. It's troublesome when she answers a question before my lazy brain can retort, because then I feel like an idiot in the presence of a princess.
Of course, I owe that quality. It is what allows her to see through all the men who want her for only one thing. Kankarou has told me she gets at least ten requests for courtship, or marriage, a day. It makes me glad when she denies each and every one, and if the same suitor requests twice, they get a tongue lashing that won't have them requesting to any ladies for a long time.
But by far, the most troublesome quality she possesess is her strong will. It has nearly gotten her killed more than once, scaring me to death in the process, which is troublesome. Of course, to everyone else, we are already a couple in their minds. It is funny to watch the struggle she goes through, though I am sure she sees the same conflict in my eyes.
Her stubbornness tells her she doesn't need a man, and that being with one, dating for the first time, will take away her freedom and make her lose herself. Meanwhile, her will is telling her to go after what she wants, as she always has.
As for me, my lazy mind tells me that sharing my life with a woman, especially that woman, will disturb my cloud watching time, and will change my life for the worse as well. And, like her, I know she would lay with me as I watch the clouds, and not say a word, which surprisingly she can do perfectly. My troublesome desires are starting to want her more, and I will probably be forced by that force all men feel, to seek her out and hope she wants me too.
Like that will happen.
And to end this pointless rant,
The reason she is the most insanely troublesome, is because I am in love with her.
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-Lunar