Uzumaki Twins Chapter 1, a naruto fanfic

Another new story, this is one that was mentioned on my profile. This is the twin fic of Naruto and FemNaru(Akuma) it will evolve into SasuxFemNaru like all my other fics

No Criticism, no flammers, no haters.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto...D: obviousness is obvious:U

Don't like, don't Read.

This story has been edited to be longer due to the first chapter being really short. Chapters will be combined and new stuff will be added.

P.S…. I didn't feel like reading over Chapter 1 so it stayed the same… however Chapter 2 got combined with it and was changed a little bit (Not much at all).

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"Class, today we will have a student joining us." The man with a scar on his nose began, after getting the class to calm down. "But Iruka-sensei, it's late for people to join this class, isn't it?" a girl with bubblegum hair asked. The man, Iruka-sensei, shook his head and motioned to the door. Everyone's gaze landed on the door, waiting for whomever to enter.

The door opened and revealed a very pale skinned girl with long blonde hair that had blood red tips. Her hair was pulled back into a ponytail, which ended at her thighs. She had bandages covering most of her body, while she wore a silver vest with a black shirt under it. Her pants were black and puffed out, while, instead of the normal open toe sandals, she wore the ninja boots. Her face bore three thick maroon whisker marks on both sides, with a triangle like one that mirrored up on her chin. Her deep maroon eyes scanned over everyone.

I slammed my hand down on my desk, standing up and pointing to the girl. "Oh hell no! I refuse to be stuck with her!" the girl snorted and waved me off. I growled as she smirked at me. "I will shove that smirk up your ass!" she grinned as everyone in the class was confused and telling me to stop picking fights with new people. "Now now Naru-chan…" I jumped at her, aiming a fist at her. "Don't 'Naru-chan' me!" I was easily caught by Iruka, who glared at me.

"Naruto, sit down!" he shouted through gritted teeth. I pouted but went back to my seat that was in the back of the room. "Now, please introduce yourself." The girl smirked up at me, and then nodded to Iruka. "Hello, I am Akuma, Uzumaki Akuma to be exact. I like ramen, tormenting my brother and my brother in general. I hate the wait time for ramen, those that hurt my brother and that hurt those close to me. My dream… is to be an even better kunoichi and reach the rank of kage or sannin or something." Iruka nodded to her, signaling that she can sit down.

Akuma slid next to me, as Iruka started to talk about chakra. I glanced over to her. "What made you join the rank of genin?" she smirked and said "Anbu missions alone won't pay for everything. I am going to get my ranks so I don't have to wait for Anbu missions to arise." I nodded, and then glanced to the front, debating to pay attention or not.

All around me, I could hear people wondering if Akuma and I were related. It should have been known by her appearance alone. We were the Kyuubi twins after all, just Akuma was female and I was male. The third always told us how when we both were born it came as a shock. We were born, apparently cuddling to each other, so neither of us is older than the other.

Akuma was the strongest between us, being as she was born with the mark of Anbu. She went straight into Anbu work even though she didn't know how to speak; it is what made her gain respect from all the adults. We were running late in some rent payments recently; she said that she'd find a way to make the money while she did the Anbu missions.

That is what brings us to today, our team placement. I would have failed the test if it weren't for Akuma who taught me a stronger shadow clone jutsu. I was thankful she did, because now we both can make money for the rent and save it up over time.

Iruka was naming off the teams; I didn't really care to know where everyone was place, I just wanted to know my team and Akuma's team too.

"Team 7… Uzumaki Naruto…" my head popped up "Uchiha Sasuke…" I groaned and hit my head on the table, while Akuma comforted me while laughing at the same time. "and Uzumaki Akuma." I heard a thump next to me and saw that Akuma had followed my actions.

"Iruka-sensei, why do the Uzumaki's get teamed up with Sasuke-kun?" the girl with bubblegum hair asked. "Because, Sakura, Sasuke is the Rookie of the year while Akuma is the Kunoichi of the year."

"But why is Naruto there then?" Sakura asked. Iruka sighed "You can't separate the Uzumaki twins; they have a bond that can't be broken nor beat." I nodded, grinning at Akuma, who smirked in return.

"Of course we got a strong bond." I laughed, causing everyone to stare at me. With the Kyuubi sealed within us, we have the ability to communicate to Kyuubi and each other. It was already figured that due to this that we would end up on the same team. Akuma told me that teams were made up of one top rank male, one top rank female, then the 'dead last' as she put it. I was already horrible at all written tests but good at all hands on type of things, so I would be the 'dead last' for the team while Akuma, who was already advanced, would be the top Kunoichi.

Iruka finished announcing the teams then mentioned that we would meet up with our senseis after lunch; to meet back in this room when done. "We got Kakashi, he is always late." I peered to Akuma and nodded in understanding. It was time to make someone's life a living hell from meeting the Uzumaki Twins.

Akuma's POV

I watched as all the teams had left with their senseis. "Well while we wait I can inform you guys about Kakashi."

I sat on the table, between the two boys. "The test we will do will probably be the bell test. For this test we will need to work as a team, I know I have no problems with Naruto but Sasuke… I know how you hate the idea of people teaming up and all that happy whore crap but you have to deal with it if you want to pass and get started on being a real ninja." Sasuke snorted and looked away.

"Sasuke, it is better to be with others than to be alone and having no one to turn to when you are in need." Sasuke stayed silent but chose to listen to my words. "Now… Kakashi is known as the copy-cat ninja, he may not use that against us but it is still something that should be known."

Naruto nodded "He's coming." I said, turning to the front where the door was. Not soon after, a man with silver hair walked in. "Hmm… my first impression of you is –eep!" Kakashi dodged the batch of Kunais I threw at him.

"Ah Akuma…. I see so this will be a very interesting team… explains why the hokage was giggling like a school girl." He sighed then looked over at us.

†Break†

"Dude... even after you told him it's better to work as a team the jackass still chooses to do this alone." I glanced over to Naruto and nodded "Well we will show him why this is a team effort then, won't we?" Naruto gave me a look then grinned.

I cracked my knuckles "Let's see Kakashi is more focused on that book of his, you see?" Naruto looked through the bushes "Yeah… the pervert." I nodded in agreement "That is his weakness, you ready?"

I bolted out of the bushes, going straight up into the sky as I began combining my wind technique with my lightning technique, forming a storm above Kakashi, making him instantly look up. "Ah there you are. I was afraid you ditched this assignment." He dodged the debris that flew around him. I calmly landed on a branch as I controled the storm.

"A little effort never killed anyone… then again if you are Shikamaru… that is a whole different story." I forced more wind pressure into the attack, breaking the ground. Kakashi's eyes went wide as he lost his balance, but quickly regained it and bolted a good distance from my attack. I quickly canceled out the storm, making pieces of earth fall from the sky. I grinned as I tossed a fireball at the dirt, making it turn into glass, trapping Kakashi who now was glaring at me.

I glanced over to the side and noticed Sasuke staring in interest. I smirked before I dodged an attack from Kakashi's clone. "I'm not that blind Kakashi… I saw the clones you created during that small fight with Sasuke." I stabbed the clone then disappeared next to Naruto.

"Alright Naruto… remember that plan?" he looked over to me then nodded as he stared at Kakashi. "Alright… his guard is down…" I waited then nodded to Naruto.

"Alright Naruto… send in the clones." Naruto nodded then sent his clones to hold down Kakashi. I bolted in and grabbed the book from his hand then darted off to where Sasuke was. I stopped, waving the book around in front of Kakashi. Sasuke stepped out of the bushes and began doing hand signals, which Kakashi seemed to recognize, making his eyes go wide.

"No Akuma, anything but that!" I grinned as I got ready to toss the book in front of the flames. "Pass us… and your book will be spared." I watched as Kakashi faltered, which Naruto then took as a chance to grab the bells and replace them with the duds we had created.

"Alright then…" I tossed the book up into the air as Sasuke let the fireball release out of his mouth.

†Break†

I slammed my head into the ground "Kakashi I swear to god if we get another D rank mission I will personally come after you, take your books, and burn them to a crisp." Kakashi's eyes went wide, as he paled. "I'm sorry Akuma but because you are in a team of genins you have to do the same missions as them."

"Oh common, we all know that we are past C rank missions, I'm at S rank, Naruto is at A rank, Sasuke is getting close to being able to do A rank too! So don't give me this genin bullcrap and pull your tail from between your legs and ask for a higher mission!"

Kakashi groaned but nodded as we finished the mission. We headed to the mission area to hand in the report and to get a new mission. If Kakashi wasn't going to complain, Naruto and I are.

Sandaime looked up at us and smiled "Ah ready for another mission? Let's see there is a babysitting mission, a weed pulling mission…" my eye twitched "Old man, I demand higher missions than this bullcrap. All of us are better than the normal missions; you know that, considering there is two Jonin ranks here, Anbu at the same time."

The hokage sighed, rubbing his forehead. "Ok Akuma I know if I went over the missions' thing with you, you would complain deeply and won't let me finish even if I tried. There is a C rank mission here… to escort a bridge builder back to his home country and stay there until he is done the bridge."

I raised my brow but nodded, the guy walked in, started a fight with Naruto. After the whole mess with Tazuna and Naruto, everyone left to get ready for the mission, but me. I looked over to the hokage "You already know that this mission seems suspicious I assume." I nodded.

"That's why I am giving it to your team; I believe that the mission is B rank if not then A rank. Good luck Akuma, and keep everyone safe please." I nodded again then left to pack my ninja supplies.

†Break†

We were walking away from the village when I noticed a pool of water. "Naruto be careful, it looks like someone is an idiot and didn't realize that it hasn't rained in weeks." Naruto glanced back to me then nodded, shifting his hand into his holster.

"One down…" we heard, seeing Kakashi torn to shreds. I nodded to Naruto, punching the one brother into the air, while Naruto put chakra into his kunai, throwing it at the other brother. Sasuke began a stream of handseals, using a fire jutsu. I nodded to Sasuke and held up my hand to use wind, to make the fire spread faster.

Naruto ran through some hand seals, calling out clones to hold down the two ninja so they would get hit. I nodded to Naruto who then released his clones, as the move hit the two ninjas. I walked over and slammed them against the tree, tying them up. "Ok Kakashi, they are down."

Kakashi appeared next to Tazuna, nodding. "Good job you three, now… Tazuna; Akuma, Naruto and I all knew that you were hiding the real mission from us, the Hokage already knows too. We will still continue the mission anyway so don't worry about trying a guilt trip story with us, Akuma doesn't like to deal with BS'd stories."

Naruto agreed with Kakashi, I snorted. "Emotions aren't what my team has. Uchiha Sasuke doesn't know how to cope with emotions to begin with. Uzumaki Naruto and Akuma are birth twins; Akuma was born into Anbu so has seen more than she should have at her age. Naruto has been around painful experiences, but he is a ball of energy due to Akuma being there for him."

I snorted while Naruto grinned, wrapping his arm around my shoulder. "Akuma and me are an impossible team old man so you better stop underestimating us by just the fact that we are children." Tazuna snorted but seemed to silently agree.

We continued our journey, eventually crossing over water through a boat. I sighed, throwing a kunai against a tree. I cursed when I noticed that the person I sensed there had switched with something. Naruto walked over and held up a bunny, hugging it. "It's white…" he mumbled.

I nodded and looked around. It was proof that there was someone else there that was after Tazuna, but who could it be…

†Bloopers†

I slammed my hand down on my desk, standing up and pointing to the girl. "Objection mutha-fucka!"

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The third always told us how when we both were born it came as a shock. We were born, apparently cuddling to each other, so neither of us is older than the other.

Akuma turned to me slowly "Dude you are a fucking idiot." I stared at her in shocked "WHAT?"

"How the hell can a fucking baby do an anbu's Job? What drugs are you smoking boi?" she hissed out at me, drawing a baby in an oversized Anbu outfit, chewing on the sword. She slammed it into my face "In you motha-fucking face bitch!"

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"Alright then…" I tossed the book up into the air as Sasuke let the fireball release out of his mouth.

I watched as the book bursted into flames. "Oh shit I was supposed to catch that!" I turned slowly to Kakashi and laughed sheepishly "Sorry dude… I didn't read the script all the way… Shit, Daemonnnn!" I screamed out the name of the artist as I ran away from a blood thirsty Kakashi.

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I looked down at my game system "No it's not… I got Pokemon black. Oh I get it you are being racist because I chose to get the black one and—"

"AKUMA WTF?"

-AN-

Alright so I decided to let some random screenplay go through my head making the bloopers… Yes I know they aren't funny but… those were half the things I was tempted to write instead… well Dei-chan652 said that Bloopers would be awesome to have and such… So I'm just acting out with Uzumaki Twins since that's the story I took down to update.

I didn't fix much about it, I combined chapter 2 with chapter 1 then added some of the bell fight into this then the bloopers… -shrugs-

Alright Um I know I said I would update all this in one go taking it up to... chapter 9 or 10 when I repost this up... Well all those promised chapters will be up this week... But because of what has been going on recently I wasn't able to fix anything else up on this story but Chapter 1.

I want to thank everyone that stayed with this story however since I took it down about 13 days ago (Wow I thought it was longer than that... haha I am so rushing my days).

On a side note... I have this huge headache lol... and I would like to point out something

If I overpowered Akuma, then what does that make Kakashi, Itachi, Madara, Jiraiya, Orochimaru, Kabuto and Naruto? From the most recent manga published for Naruto it even stated that Madara was like an immortal. Isn't that more overpowering than Akuma being an Anbu when she is only 12? Hey you know what stop for a moment and look at Itachi and Kakashi... Kakashi graduated from the academy at 5, became a Chuunin at 6, a Jonin around 10 and an Anbu in his teens. Itachi graduated from the academy at 7, Chuunin at 10, and an Anbu around 12 (Math done to figure this one out because Itachi is roughly 5 years older than Sasuke, the clan was killed when Sasuke was 7, Itachi was an Anbu... ya you get where this is going).

Yet I overpower Akuma... lol yeah right. My Female Naruto gets hurt, unlike Itachi and Madara. Oh and if you want to criticize my story... at least get the facts right. My second chapter was NOT about the Chuunin exams, it was about them meeting their Sensei for Team 7. Naruto didn't say jack to Sasuke... Akuma did. Oh and there is NO Naruko in my story... I will be honest right now, I hate that name for the female version of Naruto. It is overused for one thing, the other is... it just gives me a headache haha.

So yeah if you want to blow off the fact that i say no criticism, no flammers and all that junk and make a review, which btw I don't really care for reviews lol, at least get your facts right. Never judge a book by its cover... Didn't someone teach you better? If you have nothing nice to say, say nothing at all.

Anyway My headache rant is done for now... probably more to this in the next chapter... since that review WAS about this story -rolls eyes-

-Ja ne