Clash of Clans Archives Volume 2

Today's Episode: Evil Match

Chapter 1

It was partly cloudy at Ched the chief's village. Everything was pretty much at good shape and Ched already just upgraded a cannon to level three. He also successfully defended his village against two raids. One using six giants and another using twenty barbarians, six archers, and one giant. Ched had just woken up for the day and already washed his face and took a wooden bowl from his town hall. He was going to get his breakfast which was berries from a bush in the forest. He didn't go really deep inside, he just found some tasty looking ones and he'd always find them not far from his village. He collected fifteen berries and went back to his beach to go wash them when Barry walked up to him.

Barry: Um Ched. Seems like you were so focused on washing your breakfast berries that a chief was trying to break your boat!

Ched: (Looking up) WHAT!? And why didn't you stop him! Well never mind about that!

The chief was just about to land the first hit with the axe he has when Ched leg sweeped him and the chief nearly fell off.

Chief: What the-

Ched: (Grabbing him by the neck (Now answer me! Why are you trying to destroy my boat!

Chief: It wasn't me! Someone is forcing me!

Ched: (Loosening his grip) Interesting! Go on!

Chief: There's this chief. Umm.

Ched: Well?

Chief: Oh yeah! His name was called Cofo.

Ched: Who is he?

Chief: He is an evil chief who is possibly the worst tyrant in the realm you could ever imagine!

Ched: Alright. Where could I find him?

Ched also let go of the chief.

Chief: Well, he is attacking a chief's boat right now.

Ched: How did you know?

Chief: I overheard him talking about his next plan.

Ched: Okay.

Ched boarded the boat in a hurry with the chief on his boat to. Together, they steered out and headed to Cofo's boat.

AT COFO'S BOAT

Cofo had barbarians guarding him and he was steering the boat. He could already see the chief's boat about fifty miles away. He had chosen to attack that chief because the chief had a small built in elixir storage in the boat that carried five hundred elixir. Cofo was running out of elixir and he wanted those elixir so that's why he decided to attack that boat. He was even closer now but the chief finally saw him when he was just ten yards away. The chief had a built in cannon on the boat and it fired at Cofo's boat.

Cofo: (Snickering) you really think that will sink me and my boat?

Cofo took out a bomb and threw it at the chief.

Chief: AHH!

The bomb landed on the chief's hands and blew him off the boat with such force the cannon fell off but the elixir storage wasn't damaged.

Cofo: YEAH!

Cofo jumped into the boat, grabbed a sack and punched the glass. Elixir started leaking out with medium sized gushes and it filled up Cofo's sack so fast Cofo quickly had to swipe up another sack. Just as Cofo boarded his boat, he saw another boat in the distance.

Cofo: Well, Well! Look what we have here!

Cofo steered his boat to the boat but what he didn't see was that the chief in the boat was here to stop him. Cofo immediately realized Ched was an enemy because he had a chief that Cofo was sent to break the boat.

Cofo: WHAT?!

Ched: I have a surprise for you Cofo!

Cofo: How did you know my name!?

Ched: What else? This chief here told me!

Cofo: Why you little-

Ched: What were you about to say anyway? (Laughs)

Cofo: Barbarians, stop him!

The barbarians which were three of them ran and jumped to Ched's boat. Ched ducked a barbarian's sword jab and lashed forward with a sharp punch and smashed the barbarian's torso winding him backward and fell backward into the water. The other chief tackled a barbarian down and punched him in the face over and over and over again. Ched jump kicked a barbarian, tornado kicked him, leg sweeped him, and finished him up with a charged uppercut. Cofo stared at Ched with raw anger in his eyes as the other chief threw another barbarian overboard.

Chief: Now that was some great fun Ched!

Ched: It sure is!

Cofo: So Ched! That's your name huh! Sounds like some name for a new food!

Ched: Ahem. Cofo looks like a girl version of the name Tofu!

Cofo: Why you little-

Ched: Ah. You always say that. When will you learn?

Cofo: Don't make me throw a bomb on you!

Ched: (Burst out laughing) I bet you don't even have one!

Cofo: (Taking out a spare bomb) I'm assuming you'd like to get blown into pieces?

Ched: (Stopped Laughing) Um no.

Cofo: Good! Now hand me over the chief and I'll be on my way!

Ched spied a fish next to the boat. He pretended to trip and when he successfully did, he grabbed the fish and threw it to Cofo's face.

Cofo: ARG! I CAN'T SEE!

Ched jumped to Cofo's boat and landed a back kick at Cofo sending him slamming his back into a wooden post. Cofo standed up and ran towards Ched. He tried to land a hook punch, Ched ducked and punched Cofo. Cofo stumbled back but then landed a ninety degree spin kick on Ched.

Ched: OOF!

Ched tried to do a jumping tornado kick but Cofo jumped away and punched Ched twenty times with rapid speed. Ched fell backwards but then spined one eighty degrees and back heel kicked Cofo. That blow was large enough to send Cofo performing a back flip wipeout and smashed into the wooden floor.

Ched: Like I said. When will you ever learn!

Cofo: Bah! That was just a flaw with my fighting skills. I fight better than that.

Ched: Sure!

Ched punched Cofo in the face and Cofo stared at Ched with anger again.

Cofo: Never mind! You don't need to hand over that puny chief!

Ched: Good!

Ched jumped back to his boat and Cofo driven his boat away.

Cofo: (Speeding away on his boat) you haven't seen the last of me yet!

Chief: Thanks!

Ched: Hey no problem.

AT CHODA

After the chief left on his own boat, Ched went back to eating his breakfast berries. Ched was finally relieved he could eat his berries now. He was starving while he was fighting Cofo.

Barry: Um Ched. I and Abby attacked while you were gone and we did a two star attack on a village with high gold and elixir resources.

Ched: Good job! I wanted those anyway!

Barry: Really?

Ched: Yeah!

Builder: Hello Ched. Would you like to upgrade a barrack to level three? I hear that you will unlock the giant!

Ched: Awesome! Upgrade that right away!

Builder: I will if I soon get the elixir I need!

Ched: Alright here!

Ched handed over large amounts of elixir to the builder and the builder put another construction fence around the barrack.

Barry: Ah yes and I trained up some Barch too.

Ched: Thanks!

Ched finished up his berries and headed to the town hall but just then, he saw a raid of thirty barbarians and ten goblins headed to his village!

Ched: Whoa! I didn't know you can unlock goblins in barracks! Anyway, defend Barry and Abby!

Barry and Abby: You got it!

Barry drew out his sword and Abby swiped up her bow.

Ched: Are the goblins the same stats as the two goblins that the goblin chief deployed to attack me?

Abby: Yeah I think so.

Ched: Good! I guess they are pretty easy to attack anyway!

Ched: I hoped so.

Barry: Relax Ched! You know everything will be the same!

Ched: Yeah I know. I just want to be sure of everything.

The goblins rushed toward the village confident they could steal all the loot and leave that village moneyless.

Ched: Alright you puny goblins! You show what you got!

The chief of the attacking army raised a fist and shook it at Ched.

Chief: You trying to mock us?!

Ched: YEAH!

Chief: ALRIGHT YOU ASKED FOR IT!

The chief ran towards the back of his army and took out a mini mortar.

Chief: My builder was good enough to make a mini version of the mortar!

Villager: Okay Ched! That mortar I'm assuming deals half the damage of a regular mortar!

Ched: (Gulp)

Chief: Let's move it army!

The army shouted with fury and rushed to Ched's village. Ched ran with everyone else in the town hall and Ched grabbed three explosive kegs.

Ched: A builder built these while I was on my journey to League Lair! These barrels contain two bombs each in there but they roll very fast too. That is if you're strong! Thanks for doing what I said builder! I guess if I contain some sort of new level, I could upgrade these kegs and get better ones!

Builder: (Chuckling) Hey, I always have to do what the chief says right?

Everyone in the room laughed. Ched rolled the kegs out and hided behind the town hall door.

Ched: Now we'll see what you're really made of chief! Keep up the hard work Barry and Abby!

An elixir collector was already destroyed but Ched rolled the first keg outside and saw a group of six barbarians and two goblins attacking the gold storage.

Ched: Bad target guys!

The goblins and barbarians looked at Ched but Ched quickly rolled the keg into them with all his might.