Author's Note – Luna and Draco. Can't you just imagine that? AU, obviously.

Snakes on a Train

Luna peeked into the compartment that contained a Draco Malfoy. It had been difficult to catch him alone; he was more elusive than a Cackling Cacklust. But Luna was always up for a challenge. She had studied the habits of the Draco Malfoy all summer and she was fairly certain that she would be able to approach it without startling it.

Taking a deep breath, Luna opened the compartment door and stood there quite serenely.

"What are you doing in my compartment?" The Draco Malfoy sneered. Luna wasn't afraid as sneering is a common form of communication for the Draco Malfoy.

Luna quietly closed the door and cleared her throat. "I'm doing an experiment. I require your body." She stated in a soft, dreamy voice.

Draco blinked at the strange girl in front of him, and then frowned as he realized who it was. "Hey, you're that creepy bird that's been standing outside my window all summer!"

Luna nodded. "Yes. Yes, I am. Please remove your clothing."

"Wait… what?" Draco asked.

"It's for my experiment." Luna explained. "You're rather pleasing to look at, if a bit whiney-"

"Hey!"

"And I'd like to see if I can make your body please me further. Also, I've really wanted to examine a boy from the Slytherin House for a long time now. The whole symbol of the snake is fascinating-"

"Fascinating? We got the snake because Salazar Slytherin was a parseltongue, what's so fascinating about that?" Draco interrupted, thoroughly confused by this strange girl.

"Oh." Luna said with an air of dejected disappointment. "I was thinking it referred to… well, something completely different." Suddenly, with a burst of sudden speed that Draco didn't think the dreamy girl was capable of, Luna pounced on the hapless blonde.

"Still, I think I'm going to enjoy this." Luna chirped as she began to kiss his neck.

Shocked, Draco sat there for a moment while the girl continued to lick and kiss her way down his throat. One part him wanted to throw her off and kick her out of his compartment while the other half was thoroughly enjoying himself. In the end, the half of him that liked it won, not surprising since he was seventeen-year-old boy.

Luna smiled as the Draco Malfoy began to respond to her kissing. She quietly took out her notebook and quill and began taking notes while making-out with the Slytherin.

Subject is quite adept at kissing.

Must study this further.

Fin