Disclaimer: I do not own any of the people in this story, nor did I make any money on this. I am just playing with them.
There is some swear words in it.
DON'T MESS WITH CAPTIAN COLD;
It was one of those cold rainy nights in Gotham city when no one was in the mood for going out side. Honest people stayed home where it was warm, the less than honest had gathered in the bar known as the Grandma's Tea Garden. A odd name for a bar where the most dangers villains in the world hang out but when it was first built it was a tea house for Ladies who lived in the aria. But as the years passed and the neighborhood declined the tea house became a bar.
The bar patrons sat at tables and booths that had seen better days, drinking beers and whiskeys from questionable origins and eating food with even more questionable ingredients. The lighting was dim, the talk was low for these were the top of the criminal food chain. True they could have gone to places with better food and drink but no place where they could be themselves.
Suddenly the door slammed open, two men walked in to the bar one wore a red outfit and carried two swords on his back the other wore a blue parka and carried a large gun. The man with the gun fired it at the bar covering it in ice.
"Hello boys and girls, for those of you who don't know me I am Lenard Snart AKA Captain Cold, this is my friend Deadpool."
Deadpool turns his head to look off into space. "I suppose you are wondering why I, a Marvel character is doing in a DC city, well I'm not too sure my self. You know how fan fic writers are."
"He's all so crazier that the Joker. But that is not why I am here. I plan on being gone for some time, and no I am not going to jail again. Wile I am gone all of you stay away from Central City. That goes double for the Flash and his friends. When I return and I will return I had better not find out any of you have been poaching on my turf. And I will find out."
One of the Gotham criminals got to his feet. "Come on Snart, we all know the only resign your doing this is because you want to fuck the Flash."
Snart powered up his gun but did not fire it. "So what if I do, I have a better chance at nailing the Flash that any of you have at nailing the Batman. "
Snart and Deadpool turned to leave when some one asked." Ok, we stay away from Central City , what about Star City?"
The laughter of the two men could be heard as they walked out the door and headed down the block.