Hey guys! Just wanted to say that I do not own Warrior cats, Tansy, Dreamwonder, Starlightstream, or any other FanFictions mentioned here. Tansy belongs to Empress Tansy, Warrior Cats belongs to Erin Hunter, and any OCs or FanFictions belong to their rightful owners. I own Mintshade, Maplemoon, Instagram (the cat), and Shimmerpearl.
The lights dimmed in the auditorium. On the stage, a comfy mint green chair was off to the right, with four sets of two purple chairs facing it. "Ready Mintshade?" A brown she-cat with rainbow camera tatoos asked. A charcoal gray she-cat with light gray-blue markings appeared on the stage. "Ready." She answered.
Cats soon began to fill in the auditorium. The curtains parted to reveal the brown cat from before. "Good evening, she-cats and toms! Welcome to the all new Shipping Show! Here, Mintshade will invite four couples onto the show. Then, Mintshade will judge the relationships and choose the best couple! Prizes may vary. Oh, by the way, I'm Instagram, Mintshade's announcer. I also started a page on Twitter and Instapaw for The Shipping Show. Let's stop wasting time and introduce our host, Mintshade!" Instagram meowed out to the crowd. Mintshade walked out from behind the stage and took a seat on the plush mint green chair. "Why hello cats! Mintshade here! I know that we all want to see the couples, but first we must tell our viewers the rules of this show." Mintshade meowed, followed from a series of complaints about not getting to 'the juicy stuff'. "First off, any canon couple can appear on the show. For special occasions, I can have a OC couple on the show, and evaluate their couple." Mintshade mewed. "Now, let's get to it!" She yowled after, setting off tons of wild screams and shouts. "I also help Mintshade on the show!" A pearly white tabby yowled. "Well Shimmerpearl, let's get to it!" Mintshade meowed. "First off, we have Bluestar and Oakheart, a forbidden couple from ThunderClan and RiverClan! Next, we have Firestar and Spottedleaf from ThunderClan, also a forbidden couple! We also have Graystripe and Silverstream, forbidden couple from ThunderClan and RiverClan! Last, we have Leopardstar and Tigerstar, since she liked him, even if they weren't mates! They are from RiverClan and ShadowClan" Shimmerpearl announced. "Wow! All forbidden couples from the first arc!" Mintshade commented. The four couples padded onstage and took their seats. "So, I will ask all of you some questions, and comment about what could make your relationship better. The winner is the best, strongest couple. Today's prize is... a date at Willowshine and Mothwing's Elemental Spa, brought to you by Luxury like StarClan, if it exists." Mintshade explained to the four couples. "Spottedleaf and I will win, of course. We're both good-doers and nice, moral beings." Firestar said. "Well, let's see!" Mintshade mewed happily. "First question, how did you two meet, what were you thoughts about each other back then, and how did you become a couple?" Mintshade asked. "I met Bluey-baby at a Gathering. She was just a ThunderClan cat to me. Then I started talking to her. We fell in love, and I fathered her kits." Oakheart explained. "Bor-ing! I saved my mate from drowning in the river! Not because I liked him though-" Silverstream started. "I thought it was because of my good looks! Just because Hawkfrost didn't make his Catene shampoo didn't mean my fur was shiny and caught your attention!" Graystripe whined. "Either way, I fell in love with him, gave birth, then died." Silverstream continued. By the time Mintshade was going to comment on their relationship, she realized that Graystripe was bawling, on camera. "There there, you still have the love of your life." Dreamwonder mewed awkwardly, trying to sooth the grown-up tom. "WHYYY! SILVER-SWEETIE DIDN'T HAVE TO DIE!" Graystripe bawled out, and went back to crying. "Idiot." Tigerstar snarled. "Tigerstar! That is not good or moral! Stop insulting my friend! Stop being a bully!" Firestar hissed at Tigerstar, getting out his phone in case things get ugly. "I'M EVIL! I DON'T HAVE TO BE GOOD OR MORAL!" Tigerstar yowled. He launched himself at Firestar, who got crushed under his weight. "Tigger-kins! Remember what Leafpool told you? Just imagine Firestar getting squashed, don't do it!" Leopardstar screeched. A ball of brown and orange tabby fluff formed on the stage. "This is not what the first episode was supposed to be like." Mintshade meowed, slapping a paw on her face. Tansy had her paw over the power button, since things weren't going to stay PG for long.