Ok, here's my first one piece fic for ya, I hope ya like it, and don't forget to review at the end, and tell me what you think :D

Disclaimer: I don't own Onepiece, even though it'd be cool if I did….

The sun shone down upon the seven seas, and a lonely ship could be seen, sailing proudly, its emblem blazing. The Merry Go.

He lay on the deck, his eyes closed, feeling the sun beat down onto his toned muscles. It was such a beautiful day…

Suddenly, hearing a shout, he sat upright immediately. It was Luffy. He was running up and down the deck, his arms flailing, screaming obscenities. "Gone!" he cried, "All gone!"

Zoro looked at him, now wider awake. "What are you talking about, Luffy?" he said, in his bored drawl.

Sanji walked out of the kitchen, "Whats all that racket? A cook can't make fine meals in chaos." His eyes flicked to Luffy. "What's up?"

Luffy stopped and stared at the both of them for a moment, and then resumed in his hyper-speed pacing. "Gone!" he sobbed.

"LUFFY! QUIT MOVING, YOU'RE HURTING MY EYES!" Zoro shouted, fume clouds practically eeking out of his ears.

"I'm sorry to say captain, but Zoro's right, stand still"

Luffy stopped, clutching his chest, "what we really needed, now gone!" He sniffed.

Ussop appeared from one of the cabins. "Hey, what's all this racket? Where's Nami?"

Luffy turned on him, his eyes blazing. "HAVEN'T YOU JUST BEEN LISTENING? SHE'S GONE!"

"WHAT?" The rest of the straw hats shouted in unison. "NAMI'S GONE?"

"….again?" Zoro added "That witch! I knew we shouldn't have trusted her. What's her reason this time?"

"I dunno," Luffy said, shrugging. "I found a note, but I can't read her writing."

"Give it here," Sanji said, stealing the piece of paper. He read aloud:

"Sorry to leave you guys, I've have fuc- oh, sorry that's fun- you guys were cool, but I get bored easily, I found a new fiend..- wait, no that's friend…" Sanji broke off, scratching his head, "She may be beautiful, but her writing is such an untidy scrawl!"

Zoro yanked it from Sanji's hand, and carried on reading: "No offence but, he's much cooler than you guys. I'll see you around some time. Nami. P.S I didn't steal all of your treasure this time……just what I'll need." Zoro looked up. "When I see her, I shall kill her" he growled, his fingers reaching for his swords.

Sanji looked at him. "Another man, huh? We'll see about that…. My Nami could never leave us!"

Luffy nodded, we'll go find her now. I need my navigator!"

Zoro stared at them. "WHAT! You're actually saying that you want us to get the little witch? No way, count me out, guys."

Luffy stretched his arm out, and grabbed Zoro by the arm. "Of course we're gonna get her back! Now, Sanji when's lunch again?"

"Soon, I'm nearly finished."

"Good good! We'll set sail right after lunch!"

Zoro shook his head, there really was no use…

They sat at the table, eating in silence, save for the sounds of Luffy's noisy eating. "Man," he said breaking the silence. "I can never get enough of your food, Sanji!"

"Yeah!" Ussop chimed in; I've never tasted finer food!"

Zoro was silent, and carried on eating. Then a thought struck him. He had just had a brilliant idea. "Hey guys," he said smirking. "Nami's not here, right?"

Sanji stared at him. "So you've noticed, how clever of you" he began to clap.

"Shut up" Zoro replied "Let me finish. Anyway, she's not here. So basically there's only guys on this ship. No woman to rule over us, we can do what ever we want!"

"Hey... yeah!" Ussop cried, "Wow, that'd be soo cool!"

Luffy's brow furrowed. "Does that mean that we can do this?" He lifted his legs into the air, and placed then on the table, while at the same time lifting his plate onto his stomach and began chucking things into his open mouth, missing occasionally. He ended with a large burp.

Zoro laughed. "Exactly." He stretched out, using Nami's spare seat as a resting place for his swords. Smirking, he flicked a piece of broccoli at Ussop.

"Hey!" he screamed, as he felt the wet green vegetable slide down his neck. He picked up some rice, and flung it at Zoro, who ducked. The flying rice hit Luffy, knocking his straw hat onto the floor. They all froze.

Luffy glared around the room, then, picking up a huge piece of meat, chucked it straight at Ussop. "FOOD FIGHT!" he yelled, grinning.

Sanji looked at the table, which had now become a battle ground of flying food. What a waste... he thought He stared at it, his eyes glazing over, until he was struck in the head by a long bean. He turned around, yelling, chucking fistfuls of food at whoever he could see.

"Man, that was good," Zoro said, sitting back in his chair, his turquoise hair matted and covered in rice, and various other types of food .

"Tell me about it," Ussop said, wiping off mashed potato from the end of his nose.

"That was so COOL!" Luffy yelled, eating off bits of food from his hat.

Sanji was quiet. All that food….Wasted…He stared at the food covered floor, trying not to think about how much fun he had had.

He knew firsthand, how it was to be without food, and this was going against everything he believed in…. He sighed, Might as well get it cleaned up… If there was one thing Sanji hated, as much as wasting food, it was mess.

"Alright!" He called out, "Time for the cleanup job! Zoro, you can clean this floor, Luffy, get the mop and stretch to wash things off of the ceiling, and Ussop, you're in the kitchen with me, doing the drying."

"Hey!" Zorlo called out "That totally defeats the point of being a true guy! We're allowed to live in mess!"

Luffy nodded in agreement.

Sanji stared at them, "Clutter is one thing, but we're talking about hygiene here, in a few days, this stuff will rot, and it ain't gonna be pretty."

"That's a point" Luffy said, scratching is chin. "Well! Away we clean!"

Zoro rolled his eyes, but did start to push the broom around lazily with his foot.

"Hey Luffy," he called to his captain "You know, soon, we'll be in heaven... Just you wait, take a girl back to the ship every night, and watch them go every morning…"

"Girls? Cool!"

"Yep… soon, we'll be having so much fun, we'll completely forget about that little witch…"

There.. my first One piece fan fic.. enjoy!

… and don't forget to review! Seriously, reviews help a lot