MackleThor - Thor Falls (in the tune of Macklemore's White Walls), a thor fanfic

A/N: All that had to be said to me was "MackleThor" and I just couldn't help myself. As Macklemore's song "White Walls" there are some curse words in here. You are warned.

Oh, and my take on Macklemore's song is called:

"Thor Falls"

I wanna be free, I wanna just live
In a Midgard home, that is my shit
I throw Mjolnir up (throw Mjolnir up)
That's what it is (that's what it is)
With L-I-G-H-T-E-N-I-N, bitch, (biaaatch)

Can't see me through my storm (nuh uh)
I'm flyin' real slow (slow motion)
With my hair rain drippin', shinin like my armor (umbrella)
I've got my armor (uh huh)
And I've got Mjolnir
That's that big hammer
D-d-destined, I'm worthy, son

Old school like fair Asgard and that rainbow bridge
I'm flyin with the same shit that my granddad had
Hello, Laufey, Damn y'all mad
You're wishin I hadn't shown up to ruin what's left of your realm

I've got that star-forged hammer-smash, thunder god
Got that lightening, destiny, worthy-as-hell
I'm flyin' off, hair back, enjoyin' the sky
I'm sure the city never looked so bright

Man, I'm lounging, in some shit Daddy Odin wouldn't be proud of
Lookin down from Asgard like damn that's shameful
Sighin, don't understand my lifestyle
And I kill Chitauri, high-flyin over the city
Easy weavin in and out of explosions
They cannot catch me I'm smashin
I'm clashin buckin them out here
I'm looking fucking fantastic, I am a god-like classic
Now I know what it's like under the city lights
Flyin into the night, ridin the rainbow bridge
The same one we ran across as kids
Knew I'd have a fate but never one like this
Star-forged, star-forged, dwarf-carved, fate-marked
Yea, I'm from Asgard, there's hella Norse legends
But I couldn't name them all either
But I really wanted that hammer as much as Odin's crown
So I strolled on over to that relic
Proved I was worthy, junior, that was the bargain with my geezer
Lifted the hammer and as I was leavin I started screamin

I've got that star-forged hammer-smash, thunder god
Got that lightening, destiny, worthy-as-hell
I'm flyin' off, hair back, enjoyin' the sky
I'm sure the city never looked so bright

Bilgesnipe and "goats"
Frost Giants in Jotenheim freezin' cold
They try time after time to best me in my prime
I had a hell of a time tryna escape their kind
Mjolnir spinnin, my life on the line
But we escaped deep freeze
Me and my homies was gone
Sneakin out of Asgard, Heimdall had our backs
Fightin, smiling like I was crowned anyway homes (crowned anyway, homes)
Sif with her double blade, and the Warriors too
Shame and banishment, ruinin my fun
Odin sent me off to stew in Midgard
Young and dumb, learning no lessons
I tried to fight em all, SHIELD kept Mjolnir down
Eat those poptarts by the pound, meet a scientist
Blow her mind with my charm
Selvig tried to stop me, I was telling her tales of the realms
I'm motherfuckin' awe…some

Swear her eyes tryna hypnotize
Grippin' Mjolnir, gotta fight Loki and apologize
Maybe she liked my style, or did she like my tale?
Or did she want to know?
Destroyer could get me killed so I may never know
So we fight that menace, Warriors test their limits
Got a chance to win it even if I might not live to see it
Loki's revenge would be finished, yeah

I've got that star-forged hammer-smash, thunder god
Got that lightening, destiny, worthy-as-hell
I'm flyin' off, hair back, enjoyin' the sky
I'm sure the city never looked so bright