*Maximum Ride In A Nutshell*
Max: Okay, well let's just go to basics. I'm Max the leader of a flock of a bird kids. We were made this way in a school. School sucks... and now were living in a little house of our own. Lets introduce the flock...
Angel: I'm Max's favourite! A mind reader! And I'm gonna be evil one day! :D
Max: ... O-Kay o.O...
Gazzy: *farts* 'Nuff said. ^_^
Max: ... *sigh, and chokes*
Nudge: So hi, I'm Nudge. I'm part of the flock, and apparently I talk a lot. But, I don't think I talk a lot, I think I just ramble without thinking, which means I do talk a lot really, but I just think that the more someone talks, the less silence there is, and silence is bad, because it's awkward, and I think *blah blahdy blah blah blahdy blah blah blah..*
Max: Yes thank you Nudge! D: Will you please control your mouth!
Nudge: Sorry -_-
Iggy: I'm Blind :D And I like to blow stuff up! :D
Gazzy: Ooh, me too! :D *Farts*
Max: *Chokes again* Yes, and I always need that to worry about ¬_¬ Lastly...
Fang: Hi. I'm fang, and Max fancies me. :]
Max: Pft. HA. '-_- Sure Fang. In your dreams...
Fang: Okay Max, whatever you say ;D
Max: ... Damn You ¬_¬
Angel: AMG WE MUST GO PICK STRAWBERRIES AND THEN NOM STRAWBERRIES! ^.^
Gazzy: *fart*
Max: Okay Angel, we can go pick strawberries ^_^
*Ten minutes later*
*Angel has been kidnapped by the school and the rest of the flock have been injured badly.*
Max: Ahhh! We should not have gone to pick strawberries! D:
Fang: And what were the odds of this happening? ¬_¬
Iggy: I can't see anything! D:
Max: I'm rolling my eyes Iggy. ¬_¬
Nudge: AMG! AMG! what are we gonna do Max? I mean we have to go save Angel, she's the youngest in our flock! We can't leave her behind! *Blah Blah Blahdy blah blah blah*
Gazzy: *Fart* :P
Max: Okay we're going to go save Angel. Iggy, Gazzy, stay back home.
Iggy: N'aaaaw -_-
Max: Fang, Nudge, your coming with me.
Fang & Nudge: N'aaaaw -_-
Max: ... Shutuuuup ¬_¬
*In the middle of travelling, Max randomly stays with a woman called Dr. Martinez, who helps her discover that she has a chip in her arm.*
Max: You mean like a potato chip.
: No, a tracker chip.
Max: Oh... Do we have any potato chips? :P
Dr. Martinez: No. :l
Max: N'AAAAAWWWW -_-
*Max goes and finds Fang and Nudge again, and finds Iggy and Gazzy there too.*
Max: Hey, I thought you two had to stay home. o.O
Iggy: We blew it up. ^_^
Max: Ahhh, fair enough. ^_^
Gazzy: *Fart*
*The flock go to McDonalds, eat a mammoth load of food, and are found by the erasers.*
Erasers: Raaaawr! :D
Flock: Ahhh nuuuu! D:
*Max, Fang and Nudge get captured while Iggy and Gazzy escape.*
Max: You'll come back for us, right? :'o
Iggy: Um, yeah... yeah sure :S
Gazzy: ... *silent but deadly*
*Max, Fang and Nudge are put in cages, and they find Angel.*
Max: Angel! My Daughter like relationship with you has not yet been destroyed yet! Are you okay? D:
Angel: Yeah, fine, but Jeb's here. :l
Max: ... who? o.O
Angel: That guy that used to boss you around and stuff. :/
Max: Oh... Him ¬_¬
*Jeb walks in, and walks up to Max's cage*
Jeb: You're going to save the world Max.
*Jeb walks away.*
Max:... WHAAAAA! O_O
*Iggy and Gazzy save the Flock.*
Fang: Thanks Ig, thanks gasman. :]
Max: Oh my god he's so dreamy and cute, I could just kiss him all day long!
Fang: You thinking something about me Max ;D
Max: Pft... Tst... No -_-
*They go flying off to some institute to find out more about themselves. In the process, Max hears a voice in her head.*
Max: AMG I'VE GONE MAD! Xo
Voice: Like you wasn't already mad before xP
Max: Shutuuuuup! D:
*Flock arrives at the institute, and Nudge discovers her technology telepathy*
Max: AMG THAT'S SOOOOO COOOOOL NUDGE! ^.^
Nudge: Like Oh my god, no way, that is so cool, I can't believe it, I can find our files, and we can find out who our parents are, OMG OMG, This is so exciting, I can't believe the luck we're having at the moment blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah-
Max: Nudge! D:
Nudge: Sorry... I have uncontrollable talk syndrome, I have meds for it and everything. :/
Max: Yeah, I know. :(
Nudge: *sigh* -_-
*Flock discover a load of failed experiments*
Failed experiments: Please kill us! D:
Flock: Um... No. -_-
Failed experiments: Oh okay, well thanks for stopping by anyway ^_^
Flock: No problem ^_^ Actually, how about we just let you out of your cages? :D
Failed experiments: ...AMG THAT COULD WORK! :D
*Flock release failed experiments and they run away. Max in the process thinks she kills an eraser called 'Ari'.*
*Jeb randomly appears again*
Jeb: YOU KILLED YOUR BROTHER! D':
Max: Whaaaaa? O.O
Jeb: You'll find out in one of the next books. :3
Max: Ahhh, cool beans :3
*After all crazy stuff happens.*
Angel: AMG I FOUND A DOG THAT CAN JUMP REALLY HIGH AND I'M GOING TO KEEP HIM AND CALL HIM TOTAL! ^.^
Max: Do I get a say in this. :S
Angel: No, no you don't ¬_¬
Max: N'aaaaawww. D:
Total: Hello Max. :D
Max: ...What? o.O
Total: ...Oh that's not until the next book is it xD Ahh I'm such an dumb mutt xP Okay, woof woof, bark bark :P
Max: that's better :]
Fang: So, do I get a kiss in this book? ;D
Max: No. I think it's the next one. ¬_¬
Fang: Can we... re-write it? ;D
James Patterson: NO YOU F&*$# CAN'T! D:
Fang: N'aaaaaw -_-
Gazzy: Hey, Iggy said I could have a farting disorder? O.O
Max: You probably do ^_^
Gazzy: ... Sweet ^.^
Iggy: I CAN'T SEE AND I HAVEN'T GOT A GIRLFRIEND D:
Max: Yeah whatever Ig. You funny ass xD
Iggy: ... I hate playing this character! D':
Max: Whatever :D So, maybe, it'll be clearer next time, and a bit more will be happening. Maybe I'll find out Why Gazzy just farts all the time ¬_¬
Gazzy: I do no- *Farts*... Yeah, I need to see a doctor about this o_o
*THE END*
Hiya! :D
So, this is my 3rd 'in a nutshell' on fanfiction. I hope you like it. Admittedly, I didn't think it was as funny as the other two I made, but It's still awright I guess...
Just let me know what you think, and If you like it, read my other two please! ^_^ The more the merrier as they say :D
Oh, and also, got any suggestions for other nut shells? I probably will get round to doing each of the maximum rides individually, but I just need a few more ideas. So, anything that interests you, feel free to ask :3
So, I guess that's it. THANKIES FOR READING! :D
Leanne
xoxo