Phan ghost adventures
Once upon a time Dan was sitting in his living room on Tumblr. He was having an existential crisis. "I need to do something with my life." He said. So he became a ghost hunter. He had never bought any weapons before, but it was surprisingly easy. He went straight to The Haunted Mansion and waited until sunset. He had packed essentials in a small backpack. Dan was very excited to see a ghost. After a few hours he began hearing noises. He stood up with his camera and ran towards the source of the noise. "I have caught you, ghost!" he screamed while hitting the 'ghost' repeatedly. Then he noticed that it was not a ghost, it was an ebony haired man who was currently crying due to the fact that he was bleeding from being hit in the face. "What the hell!" the dude yelled. 'OH MY GOD', Dan screamed and burst into tears. He switched on his torch and pointed it in his potential lover's face. The beautiful man screamed and Dan started to sob. He hoped he didn't look too bad. Even though the man was now screaming, Dan noticed his sapphire eyes through his tears. He assumed that the man would come to comfort him as he lay sobbing on the ground. He felt a hand on his shoulder, and looked up into the beautiful face of the man.
"What is going on?" someone shouted. Phil looked up from the sobbing man on the floor to see his homosexual friends, pj and Chris. "I don't know!" Phil said. "I was just looking for ghosts when this beautiful boy punched me in the face! It really hurt and I think he broke my nose but who cares he is really hot!" pj and Chris nodded in agreement. Dan was still crying on the floor. All he had wanted to do was catch a ghost, but now he had fallen in love and turned gay.
Dan, Phil and Chris were sitting on some abandoned chairs in an abandoned hallway. Pj came in from his search around the corridors and Chris reached up to kiss him. Dan looked at them with a disgusted expression. 'What? Have you got a problem with gay people?' said Chris, while still kissing P.J. Phil helpfully translated. 'Well, no, but it's kind of weird you know'
"oh really?" said phil. "is this weird?" he asked while grabbing dans face and kissing him passionately. "oooh." Said Dan, and then fainted.
Dan and Phil got married two year's later in a double wedding with PJ and Chris and lived happily ever after.