kid icarus is fun. wow... random story just came to mind! Must type to fanfiction!
I don't own kid icarus. just this silly idea.
Pitoo rules, Palutena drools
It was a bright and sunny morning in angel land... oh wait, it's called Sky world now. There are barely any angels now. Just Pit, Pitoo, and their high flying pokemorph friend, the authoress.(for those of you who didn't notice that my avatar had angel wings, yes.)
Lady palutena stood in front of her mirror, brushing her forest green hair. The mirror was no mere mirror, it was a magical mirror that could give advice. the mirror usually gave Lady Palutena such wonderful advice, but today, that would change...
For the goddess of light had asked the most dim witted, nonsensical, and most obsene question in all of Insanitonio!
She gazed into her magic mirror and asked her question
"Mirror shield, on my wall, who is the fairest of them all?"
the mirrors image wavered and a pigtailed haired girl with a cute little puppy appeared on it.
the girl answered Palutenas call with a strangely familiar cute voice, as well as an enthusiastic and cheesey grin.
"please try not to throw a fit,
what I'm telling you is true.
the answer is Dark Pit,
you see, Pitoo is fairer than you..."
Palutena looked at the mirror as if the girl was speaking another language
"W-what?!" the goddess cried. "There must be a mistake! I'm the pretty one! Why Pitooey!"
At that point, the mirror girl started listing out reasons.
"well, Pitoo is nicer, he's more hansome, cute, he can play any type of instrument, he's smarter, he's cleaner, he's got more fan girls, he's younger, he actually isn't stupid enough to not teach a commander how to read, he's a sweetheart..."
Lady Palutena was not amused at this fangirls fangirling. she immedeately stormed out of her room.
If she hadn't been so quick to stomp out, maybe, just maybe, she would've noticed a dark angel and a pokemorphed angel, giggling behind the mirror...