Dear Patrick,
It's been a while since the last time I've heard from you. I've been missing you more with every passing day, life means nothing to me without the thrill of our little game of cat and mouse.
Please write back soon.
Love, John.
Dear John,
You should be more careful with your letters, Teresa might get suspicious. She's a possessive woman, and I'd rather not go through another scene on her part.
My feelings for you aren't going to change anytime soon.
Forever yours, Patrick
Dear Patrick,
I've been up all night thinking of you and that woman. I have a feeling you're not being entirely honest with me; she means something to you, I can see it in your eyes every time you look at her.
How can you do this to me after everything I've done for you?
Yours in pain, John
Dear John,
If I'm not mistaken, you're the one who sent me here with the purpose of winning Teresa Lisbon's affections. No amount of paper frogs or hot fudge sundaes will ever change the fact that I belong to you, just as much as you belong to me.
Yours truly, Patrick
Dear Patrick,
I'm sending you a little gift, I hope you're going to appreciate it.
I love you more than I can say.
John
Dear John,
I thoroughly enjoyed your gift. Lorelei is really good in bed, you taught her well.
Can't wait to see you again.
Patrick
Dear Patrick,
Last night was amazing, we should definitely do it again.
Looking forward to hearing from you.
John.
Dear John,
What about we invite little Teresa to our next encounter? I bet she could spice things up a bit.
Please let me know.
Patrick
Dear Patrick,
I hate having to break the news upon you, but I guess that's the least I owe to you after our decade-long affair. Teresa and I are on our way to Mexico, and have no intention of coming back anytime soon.
In my defense I'll say it's your fault, you should have thought better than bringing such an intriguing woman into my life. It was love at first sight, for the both of us.
If you wish to get along with our little hobby, I guess that Lorelei will be more than happy to help you with it. After all, she always liked you better than she did with me.
This is goodbye.
John
Dear John,
Did Teresa tell you about the night she seduced me up in the attic? Or that little 'incident' in the janitor's closet?
She's a heartless woman, mind you. Don't say I didn't warn you when she grows tired of you, and dumps you exactly like you've done with me.
At least I still have Lorelei, who seems all too anxious to give me whatever solace I need.
Farewell, Patrick
Dear Patrick,
I have to admit you were right. Teresa has disappeared upon me, I've no idea where she is now.
Will you ever forgive me?
John
Dear John,
I think I have a very precise idea as to where Teresa is right now. Lorelei told me everything last night, right before she ran away with her longtime lover.
They've been trying to fool us the whole time; looks like they've succeeded after all.
What about we meet at our usual spot at half past nine? A cup of tea would be the perfect thing.
Love, Patrick