Artemis: Ain't it a glorious day? Right in the middle of May. I feel like I could fly…
Holly: Well, I can.
(Holly tries to fly upwards while Artemis holds her down)
Artemis: Have you ever seen the grass so green? Or a bluer sky.
Holly (Aside): It's probably just one of Foaly's holograms…
Artemis: Oh, it's a jolly holiday with Holly. Holly makes your heart so light. When the day is grey and full of folly, Holly makes the sun shine bright!
(Holly rolls her eyes and sighs)
Artemis: Oh, happiness is blooming all around her. The sun is even smiling at the dwarf!
Dwarf (offended): Hey!
Artemis: When Holly holds your hand, you feel so grand. Your heart starts beating like a pixie band, oh, it's a jolly holiday with Holly. No wonder that it's Holly that I love!
(Holly and Artemis walk to a decorated table with Monkeys at the sides)
Holly: Now then, what'd be nice? We'll start with a lollipop ice.
(Artemis groans)
Holly: And then some stinkworm tea.
Monkeys: Ooo oo oo oo oo-OO oo o o. O oo-OO o-o ooh!
Holly: Oh, it's a jolly holiday with Arty. Gentleboys like you are so few.
(Holly winks at Artemis)
Holly: You're a crystal diamond, little Mud Boy… but underneath your blood is blue! Like a goblin's…
You'd never think of pressing your advantage. Control is the trademark of your belief. A fairy needn't fear when you are near. Your sweet(Holly punches Artemis) courtesy is plasma clear.
Artemis:Ow! Holly…
Holly: Oh, it's a jolly holiday with Arty, a jolly, jolly holiday with you!
(Flickering is seen, then the entire background disappears, leaving Holly and Artemis in a junk yard)
Together: Foaly!
(Foaly snickers)
The End
(A/N: Me and my friends actually performed this. The sound clip is at: .org )