"Yoo-hoo!" Rico said while a waving a wing in front of Skipper's face to get him out of his dazed trance. "What's wrong, sir? A nearby threat?" Kowalski asked. "Skippah, say something..." Private pleaded. "Kowalski...analysis..." Skipper said in a dull tone. "Uh, Skipper, you seem to be in a state of shock and awe, maybe confusion too. Perhaps-" "No, not me!" Skipper snapped me, "I mean that guy!" Kowalksi looked at the direction Skipper was poiting at. "Uh, that's the popcorn vendor, Skipper." He said. "Yeah..." Skipper said sarcastically, "but who's the other guy?" Private decsided to answer this question. "But Skipper, that's Alice, she's no guy." Skipper's eyes widen, "What?" he asked and turned around to see Alice standing in front of the other guy, blocking his existence from the others.
"Oh, for the love-!" Skipper cried out, "Why is it everytime I try to point something out, something or someone has to get-" "Um, that guy?" Rico asked while pointing at the area. Skipper turned around and saw that Alice was no longer standing in front of the man, making him visable again. "Yes! Thank you, Rico!" Skipper said. "You see, boys? When you have hawk eyes, like RIco and myself, you'll be able to spot danger miles away!"
"But, Skipper, he doesn't look very dangerous..." Private said. "Oh, he is, Private." Skipper said. "How so?" Private questioned. "Well, I don't know, really..." Skipper admitted, "but that's why we'll need a DNA sample. And when I say DNA, I mean blood." "Ooh!" Rico exclaimed out and regurgitated a chainsaw. "No..." Skipper firmly said, "we just need a little bit." Private started to feel a little sick, "How much is a little, Skippah?" He asked. "We just need a pin prick amount, Private." Skipper said. "D'awww!" Rico groaned out in disappointment and tossed the chainsaw onto the ground and crossed his wings in anger. "So, Rico's just gunna sneak up to this guy, get a little b-blood, and that's it?" Private asked. "Who said Rico is going to do it?" Skipper said slyly. Private gulped and looked at Kowalski, who was grinning ear to ear. Then, he looked at Rico, who was smiling devilishly at him, then regurgitated out a safety pin and gave it to him.
"Go to it, Private." Skipper said. Private hesitated for a bit, but he could tell Skipper didn't want to waste any thime with this. So, Private quickly hoped over the fence. "Stay hidden." He heard Skipper say. "Ok, ok, I can do this." Private whispered to himself, then he quickly slide to the position of the bearded man was standing, talking to the popcorn vendor. He was tall, but not as tall as the other humans he's seen. So, he was probably on the shorter side of the humans.
Luckily, there was a trashcan near the man, so Private could stand on it and be able to prick him on one of his fingers. Once Private got on top of the trashcan, he looked at his squad mates and he saw Skipper and Kowalski giving him the 'You're ok' sign. He also saw Rico give a 'Stab him!' motion, but stopped when Skipper smacked him on his shoulder area and said something to him that Private could not hear, he focused on the man again.
Ok, let's do this... we can do it." Private sais to himself with a deep breath. He closed his eyes and panicky jammed the pin into the bearded man's ring finger. "Oh my lord!" The man shouted out. Private quickly pulled out the safety pin and hastily ran back to the penguin habitat. "Hey, you ok?" The popcorn vendor asked him. "Yeah," the bearded man answered, "probably just pinched myself on the trashcan or something. Anyways, nice talking to you, but I've gotta finish writing down the setlist." "Yeah, ok." Said the popcorn vendor and the bearded man walked to the bench, sat down, and began to write in the notebook.
"Private..." Skipper said right when Private jumped back on the island, "did your mother ever tell you not to run with scissors?" "Yes." Private answered breathlessly. "Well, the same rule applies with safety pins!" Skipper said. "Also, you just could've poked him with it, not jab it into him. That's something Rico would've done." Kowalski said and took the pin from Private. "Right." Skipper said, "Kowalski, you and Private fire up that ID do-thingy. Rico and I will keep an eye on him in case he tries something funny... report when everything's set up."