YO Y'ALL! HOW IS EVERYTHING! This is the promised Snow White inMY VERSION! It won't be as good as Lil Red Ridding Hood, just as a warning, but I hope you will enjoy it anyways... >.>
Disclaimer: This isn't mine. Beyblade isn't mine. Whoever wrote Snow White, and I somehow am not sure if they are the Grimm brothers, owns said faerie tale. And respect to them. Love the faerie tale. (Hate Disney though...)
Snow White and the Seven Horny Bishonen
Chapter I: Every Thing has a Beginning...
Once upon a time, in a far away land, in the third volume of the Faerie Tales Series of Beyblade Land, there was a pretty young Queen who was sewing at her window sill in the middle of December. She was so deep in her thoughts she pricked her finger, and looked how three drops of blood stained the snow on the sill. Her poetic alter-ego # 2 inspired, she wished for a child with hair as black as ebony, lips as red as blood, and skin as fair as snow. What she didn't remember was that she read the very same thing two weeks ago in a Faerie Tale book. Oh wow.
Her wish was granted, and she believed it to be Fate's doing. She didn't seem to remember that she and her husband were fair enough to pass on those looks to all of their children, nor did she count of having a boy, seeing that the features mentioned above were actually more characteristical for a female… Oh well, cross-dressing isn't a crime… is it? IS IT?
So for the next years, she had pampered (limitedly) and "modified" (a lot) her child, now called Rei, at her every whim; his sweet and submissive nature was already there (thank everything holy), so all she needed to cultivate was a good fashion sense and style. On with the frills, the dresses, the ribbons, the scary dentelles(frills)!
BUT!
One must NOT forget that a good princess has to have manners and etiquette.
Precisely: not only does Rei get the whole cross-dressing business, but also the lessons and classes of a princess. The singing, the piano lessons, the soqing, the cleaning, the cooking, the seduction, the Art of the Homo-Karma Sutra… Poor Rei… yet that is so cute! HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Oh I am an evil author…!
As time went by Rei grew to be a beautiful bride… the nice rounded ass… the flush plump lips… the baby soft skin… the sweet golden eyes… ooo he just makes you wanna SHOUT and XxXxXx and XxXxXx him… . ' oh wow I think I got carried away…
-ahem- what I meant was, he grew up to be a very lovely young transvestite, and the Queen knew that she had completed her goal. So she then convinced her husband to join her in her Tour du Monde to freak out the rest of Anime-Faerie-Tale-World at her side, and the King, after hiring a lady to play Step-mom, eagerly agreed to join and did. Sound logic? Yes? You gotta screw loose. No? Didn't come up with a better excuse to get rid of them. I do have a fic to write. n.n
The lady, hired to play ugly step mommy, will be, from now on, named Hillary the Shrillary for her shrill voice. Like it? Good. Cos I do. This 'Lady' was very well known for her tantrums, and her food-addiction.
On Rei's fifteenth birthday, Hillary did as the King ordered: invite the King of Dranzer and his grandkid to come and finish and complete some bloody contract. And just then did she hate Rei the most.
The gates opened to King Voltaire and Prince Heir to the throne Kai, two very impressive men. (A/N: Voltaire for his freaky aura and shnozz, and Kai cos he is just to drool to death for… -drool-)
Hillary shamelessly attempted to flirt with them (note: attempted), and had she actually read the paper King gave her she would know they were there to talk to Rei, not SHRILLARY. Tse, bosom-monster.
At night, when the two visitors left, Hillary recalled all the happenings of the day; how Rei was the center of attention, how Voltaire seemed to have lost ALL sex appeal, how Kai was rubbing against Rei while dancing, how they came to near-rutting…
AAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! This is so not fair! Shrillary thought while sobbing dramatically, disgustingly, snotfully in a rare-silk pillow. Eugh…
During the rest of the week, while she was biting every pocky stick she could find, she thought of a way of breaking off the marriage, when all of a sudden…
PLINK!
A sudden idea struck her. The Forest of the Seven Bishonen! And of this wasn't a good idea, then she wasn't sure what would be…
Can anyone guess wht will happen? What are her plans? OMG THISIS SO predictable of you really think it through. COMMENTS ARE WELCOME!