Luke Skywalker has vanished. In his absence, the sinister FIRST ORDER has risen from the ashes of the Empire and will not rest until Skywalker, the last Jedi, has been destroyed.
With the support of the REPUBLIC, General Leia Organa leads a brave RESISTANCE. She is desperate to find her brother Luke and gain his help in restoring peace and justice to the galaxy.
Leia has sent her most daring pilot on a secret mission to Jakku, where an old ally has discovered a clue to Luke's whereabouts….
But The FIRST ORDER and THE RESISTANCE are blissfully unaware of a secret war that is fought amid the backwater planets of the gaxaly. A evil and unheard of sith lord is leading a secret crusade to create a evil Empire of his own. His Name is EMPEROR BLOWHOLE.
But a group of penguins leave a brave RESISTANCE of their against the EMPEROR's evil forces. But the emperor had sent an assasion know only as The Platypus to kill the Rebel Penguin Alliance's leader General Skipper.
But some unexpected visitors from another universe may chance the tide of the secret war. One thing is for certain the galaxy will never be the same again...
The Planet of Jakku
(Skipper's POV)
"Ahhh!" we shouted as we landed in with a thud in a desert. "Kowalski status report!" I said. "Based on the gravity we are on a different planet…" Kowalski said. "Will that doesn't tell me anything!" I said. "also we're in a different galaxy…" Kowalski said pointing to a bright object in the nightsky that looked a bit fuzzy. "That's the milky way galaxy," Kowalski said. "What galaxy are we in," I asked. "According my calculations we are in a galaxy that is…far…far…away…" Kowalski said. "Not funny," I said. "Well it fits we are lightyears away from home!" Kowalski said. "More like a infinite way from home," I said, "we did get sent to another universe."
"so now what?" Private said. "If this is the universe I think it is," Kowalski said, "find a ship and get off this planet." Suddenly their was a loud scream from above us. "What was that?" Private asked. "It's sounded a bit like…Marlene?" I said. "Ahhh!" Marlene shouted land on top of private. "ow!" Private said. "sorry," Marlene said, "so where are we?" "Some kind of desert," Kowalski said. "Well can see that," Marlene said, "But WHERE are we?" "A unknown planet in a unknown galaxy…in a unknown universe." "We're in another universe!" Marlene said. "Well obviously," Kowalski said.
"So marlene how are you here?" I asked. "What their was this dolphin with a proton pack that blasted me with some sort of weird gun," Marlene said. "why were in you our HQ!" I said. "I was looking for you so your could join the celebration!" "the celebration of what!" "Of the end of the DreamWorks war?" Marlene said, "so um…who's the dolphin," Marlen asked. We all turned to Marlene. "Okay," Marlene said, "that's creeping me out…" "Dr. Bottlenose," Kowalski, Private, and I said. "Who?" Marlene said. "A madman who travels from one universe to another," I said. "His only goal is to destroy team penguin," Kowalski said, "across the multiverse…killing everyone who gets in his way."
"Okay then," I said, "Kowalski pull out the portal opener…we better vamoose before Dr. Bottlenose shows up. A ship suddenly landed nearby and it's ramp decended. On a all-black segway a dolphin wearing a robe drove off. "We meet at last General Skipper," he said, "you thought you could escape Emperor blowhole…and with you out of the way your pahetic Rebel Pen-gu-win Alliance will crumble to the might of The Blowhole empire…" "Um…we're not the penguins you are looking for," Kowalski said. "Nice try," Emperor Blowhole said, "your not fooling anyone. "This is all a case of mistaken identiy," Kowalski said, "we just look like the heads of the penguin alliance. I'm Owalski…" Kowalski pointed to Rico, "he's nico…the young penguin over there is…" "Nigel," Private said. "we haven't known him that long," Kowalski as he pointed to me, "and that flat-headed penguin over there is petey…"
I'll have to punish him for saying my name is petey later. "Oh sorry," Emperor Blowhole said, "You look exactly like General Skipper, General Kowalski, General Rico, and General Private…" "We get that a lot," I said. "I would like to extend the empire's apolgy…" emperor blowhole said, "sorry about the undue stress…" With that emperor blowhole turned around. "He bought it," Kowalski whispered in my ear. Suddenly blowhole turned around, "Sadly," he said, "My stormtrooper still need to capture you." "What..why!" I said. "The empire needs workers," the emperor replied, "so your about to get a one way ride to one of my force-labor mining camps." "what?" I said. "modeled after the camps revolutionized by Darth Vader himself…" "Yeap," Kowalski whispered, "that confirms my theory of which universe we're in…"
"which universe you in?" emperor Blowhole as his stormtroopers (basically lobsters in stormtrooper armour). "did I say which universe we're in," Kowalski said, "I meant to say which galaxy…" "I'm pretty sure he said universe sir," Red one said. "Your from another universe?" Emperor said, "don't lie to me I can extract the truth with the force!" "Oh right we don't want to deal with the force," I said, "yes we're from another universe…" "Excellent!" Emperor Blowhole said, "then you will make a great edition to my forces!" "Um what?" I said.
Blowhole dramatically turned around, "Kowalski, Rico, Skipper, and Private," He said, "come join the dark side…their will be cookies…" "Um what if we say no," I said. emperor Blowhole used the force and knocked us into a nearby ruined village. "Hmm…The First Order doesn't mess around," he said surveying the damage, "I wonder why their interested in some incomplete map…not that I care The First Order can burn the universe for all I care!" "so your not with the first order?" "Of course not The First Order is just a bunch of evil overlord wannabes! The Resistance and The First Order can destroy each other for all I care! My empire will rise from the ashes when the smoke clears…"
"Not on my watch Francis!" some of the "stormtroopers snickered at this. "Doris?" Emperor Blowhole said. "That's Captain Doris of the Rebel Penguin Alliance to you!" "what no!" Emperor Blowhole said as a bunch of X-wings appeared. "fine Team pen-gu-win," Emperor Blowhole said, "what a pathetic name…well it's better the elitist of the elite…that's just ego-centric. Join this universe version of your team and their pathetic alliance…Dr. Bottlenose will destroy you all in the end… if The platypus don't get to you first!" "The Platypus?" I said. "My personal assassin," he replied, "I currently paying him to take out the rebel leadership…but could triple the amount I'm paying him to hunt you four down as well…"
With that Emperor blowhole and his stormtroopers reentered his ship and took off. "Okay?" I said as his ship flew away. One of the X-wings landed and a ramp was lowered and Captain Doris rolled out of his modified X-wing on a segway. The segway was the color of the resistance with a distinctive penguin logo on mounted to the front of the handles. "Welcome Team Penguin," the dolphin said, "welcome to the Rebel Penguin alliance…hop in…I'll take you our base in the Penguina system…" "Um…Okay," I said. "Don't worry, sir," Captain Doris said, "this is a special X-wing known as the Quad-wing there is plenty of room!" We followed her into the ship the ramp quickly closing behind her. Once the ramp sealed shut doris entered the cockpit. We meanwhile sat on a space-age cough in the middle of the cargo bay. "Make yourselves at home just don't brother the Ewok crew in the back…" Doris said. the ship shock a little as we left the atmosphere of the planet. "Jakku is a strange place to fall into this universe…" "So you overheard?" "plus buckle up," she said, "we're about to enter hyperspeed…my favorite part! as long as the clone-war era hyperdrive doesn't explode and kill us all…but that's rare…trust me!" "That's encouraging," Marlene said. "I like those odds," I said. "that's more encouraging then my numbers," Kowalski said. Their was a huge bang as the hyperdrive powered up and blasted us into a different system…
(end of chapter one)