Lord of the Rings Reunion
Disclaimer: I own the usual - everything except what you read about in this story.
I wrote this to occupy myself on a hot, dull day. Please forgive me if this isn't funny.
Chaptr 1 - The Hobbits get Invited.
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One hot, muggy morning, Aragorn sat up in bed and yawned. It had been 8 years since the Ring had been destroyed, and life had become rather dull, even for a king.
"I need to go wild again. I need to party. But what kind of party'll I have?"
He wondered.
"I know-I'll post a poll on the internet. Let's see -
A) Sleepover
B) Pool Party
C) Go to Chucky Cheese's
D) Go to DZ"
2 weeks later, preperations were made for a pool party. 12 dozen 10-foot- deep wash basins were attached together to form a pool, and tons upon tons of Mexican food was cooked. A radio was set up near the pool, with 20 speakers placed at different locations, along with a big screen TV to play music vidioes.
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Elswhere, in Hobbiton, a new fad had come around. The hobbits had grown tired of hairy feet, and took up shaving them. In the middle of shaving their feet, Merry, Pippin, Sam, (Who were living with Frodo) and Frodo heard a loud knock on the door, which caused them to put deep long cuts in there feet. Hopping on one foot, Frodo answered the door.
"D**m. All that for a piece of paper folded in half."
"It's not just a piece of paper. Look!"
responded Sam, also on one foot. He took the paper from Frodo, and opened it.
"It's an invatation. Aragorn's haveing a party."
"Why is Aragorn inviting us? We haven't seen him in 7 and a half years!!
asked Merry. He had grown to dislike Aragorn, becouse he felt they had been ignored by him since he became king.
"It's a reunion party. Everyone who took part in the destruction of the Ring is invited."
responded Sam. Now both Merry and Pippin were, too, standing on one foot.
"You mean Bormir's ghost's going to be there?"
asked Pippin.
"No, you dimwit!"
Sam picked up a wodden statue and knoked Pippin to the ground with it. Pippin was left with another cut to attend to.
"Meanie!!"
"So, are we supposedto bring anything?"
asked Merry, ignoreing Pippin's remark.
"Yeah - a bathing suit, and something that will hold us out of the water, if we can't swim."
answered Frodo.
"It's a pool party."
"Why does it have to be a pool party? Why? WWHHYYY?"
Pippin passed out.
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So? How is it so far? I was mostly makeing it up as I went, so it might not be as funny as I hoped. Pleas R&R!!
Yours,
SupergirlKK
Disclaimer: I own the usual - everything except what you read about in this story.
I wrote this to occupy myself on a hot, dull day. Please forgive me if this isn't funny.
Chaptr 1 - The Hobbits get Invited.
!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#!#
One hot, muggy morning, Aragorn sat up in bed and yawned. It had been 8 years since the Ring had been destroyed, and life had become rather dull, even for a king.
"I need to go wild again. I need to party. But what kind of party'll I have?"
He wondered.
"I know-I'll post a poll on the internet. Let's see -
A) Sleepover
B) Pool Party
C) Go to Chucky Cheese's
D) Go to DZ"
2 weeks later, preperations were made for a pool party. 12 dozen 10-foot- deep wash basins were attached together to form a pool, and tons upon tons of Mexican food was cooked. A radio was set up near the pool, with 20 speakers placed at different locations, along with a big screen TV to play music vidioes.
@$@$@$@$@$@$@$@$@$@$@$@$@$@$@$@$@$@$@$@$
Elswhere, in Hobbiton, a new fad had come around. The hobbits had grown tired of hairy feet, and took up shaving them. In the middle of shaving their feet, Merry, Pippin, Sam, (Who were living with Frodo) and Frodo heard a loud knock on the door, which caused them to put deep long cuts in there feet. Hopping on one foot, Frodo answered the door.
"D**m. All that for a piece of paper folded in half."
"It's not just a piece of paper. Look!"
responded Sam, also on one foot. He took the paper from Frodo, and opened it.
"It's an invatation. Aragorn's haveing a party."
"Why is Aragorn inviting us? We haven't seen him in 7 and a half years!!
asked Merry. He had grown to dislike Aragorn, becouse he felt they had been ignored by him since he became king.
"It's a reunion party. Everyone who took part in the destruction of the Ring is invited."
responded Sam. Now both Merry and Pippin were, too, standing on one foot.
"You mean Bormir's ghost's going to be there?"
asked Pippin.
"No, you dimwit!"
Sam picked up a wodden statue and knoked Pippin to the ground with it. Pippin was left with another cut to attend to.
"Meanie!!"
"So, are we supposedto bring anything?"
asked Merry, ignoreing Pippin's remark.
"Yeah - a bathing suit, and something that will hold us out of the water, if we can't swim."
answered Frodo.
"It's a pool party."
"Why does it have to be a pool party? Why? WWHHYYY?"
Pippin passed out.
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So? How is it so far? I was mostly makeing it up as I went, so it might not be as funny as I hoped. Pleas R&R!!
Yours,
SupergirlKK