FF: HI! Okay, i was excited and when i'm excited i either squeal with joy or go hyper. When i was hyper I wrote this and dicided to make it a few chapters long. So, i hope u like!
(I don't own transformers, WAAHH! I'm okay now. XD)
FF: They are all cats beside Sari and she can understand them. I don't know why, just remember I was crazed when i wrote this!
They had all been relaxing in their warehouse peacefully, when sari announced that horrid time.
"BATHTIME!" She called.
"WHA-?" Bumblebee yelped.
Sari came in the room and said, "Yup! It's all set up. Now, who wants to go first?"
Ratchet heaved himself to his paws. "I'll go," he muttered. "I'll get my nap after at least."
"I'll go next!" Bulkhead offered. For some reason he loved water, don't ask me why, he just did.
"Well I'm not going at all!" Bumblebee hissed. He then raced out of the room to find a good hiding spot.
"Uh, I'm with bumblebee actually. I don't like water." Optimus stated sheepishly.
"Whether you like it or not you're going to have one period." Sari crossed her arms. "Come on Ratchet!"
"Whatever," Ratchet shrugged.
Elsewhere…
Prowl sat quietly in his tree, happy for some peace. Sadly, his peace was disturbed.
"PROWL!" Bumblebee screamed.
What now? Prowl thought. He was not happy about this interruption.
"Run! It's that day again!" Bumblebee wailed, running into the room.
Prowl sighed. "And what day would that be Bumblebee?"
Bumblebee looked around. "Its…bath day."
"WHAT?" Prowl shrieked. "Hide! HIDE!" Prowl cried racing after the fleeing bumblebee.
20 minutes later…
"ALL RIGHT! I know you're hiding! Come out!" Sari yelled.
No one answered.
"Looks like the hunt is on." Ratchet purred. He loved helping sari hunt down the others. It was so much fun! He felt so young.
"Hey Ratchet, why don't you go after Optimus instead of Bee this time." Sari suggested.
"OH! Yes! A challenge!" Ratchet's eyes blazed with anticipation. No cat shall escape from me! Ratchet thought evilly.
With Optimus…
Optimus was walking along in the hallways, wondering where Prowl went since he's the best hider. Then, he saw Ratchet turn the corner in front of him.
"Bumblebee's not here." Optimus meowed.
"It's not him who I'm looking for." Ratchet smirked.
Optimus's eyes widened and he squeaked, "me?"
Ratchet grinned and nodded his head. He started advancing slowly on Optimus, savoring each moment.
Optimus suddenly darted to the side yelping something that sounded like, "Gottagobye!"
Ratchet gave chase immediately, keeping up to him very well.
They raced through the hallways for 3 minutes, always a foot apart. Well, before Optimus rounded the wrong corner, which led him to a dead end.
"Oh, come on!" Optimus growled, skidding to a halt.
"I'm still right behind you, you know." Ratchet laughed as he tackled Optimus to the ground.
Optimus shoved him off with his back paws, but Ratchet pinned his tail on the ground, and dragged Optimus towards him. Ratchet then grabbed Optimus's scruff, and pranced off to Sari.
"Let, me, GO!" Optimus hissed, squirming and thrashing.
Ratchet shook his head, which made Optimus a little dizzy, since he was being carried.
"Ah, there you are Ratchet! Nice job. You've got a new record! 5 minutes and 19 seconds." Sari praised Ratchet.
Ratchet let go of Optimus's scruff, but kept his front paws on his tail. "Thanks!" He purred.
"Come here Optimus," Sari started. "It's time for your bath!"
"Can't we take a vote or something?" Optimus asked desperately, dodgeing and backing up as much he could.
"NO. You're covered in dust and your paws are muddy, now COME HERE!" Sari succeeded in grabbing Optimus's scruff and pulled him into her arms. She stood up and thanked Ratchet.
"He was getting hard to find since you always went after Bumblebee or Prowl first." Sari laughed. "But not anymore!"
"Let go!" Optimus squirmed about in sari's grasp.
"Oh, no you don't! Ratchet good luck hunting the others!" Sari called.
"Thanks. This will be SO much fun." Ratchet purred, listening as Optimus pleaded to be released.
FF: Muahaha... poor optimus.
Optimus: why ME?
FF: Cuz you would be funny! Next chapter is what happens during his bath and he's going to be hilarious!
Optimus: My day just couldn't get any worse!
FF: You may have to do it again though.
Optimus: WHA? *faints*
FF: heheh, Its fun messing with him. Anywho, Review please! XP
