Duo knows everyone!
Duo and Wufie are walking down the street and Duo is saying hello to everyone and saying their names also. They stop and Wufie looks at Duo and says, " man Duo, you know a lot of people here." So Duo replies, " no, Wufie I know everyone."
"You know everyone in this county?"
" No I know everyone in the World!" Duo says looking at Wufie's confused face. So Duo says, " tell you what. You name someone and I bet you I'll know 'em."
" Alright, Heero Yuy." So Duo walks up to a phone and calls his number and Heero Yuy answers.
" Hey, Heero it's me. Duo."
" Onna Maxwell?"
" Oh nothing just wanted to say hi, bye."
"Omae o kourse." Then Heero hung up after Duo did. Wufie, looking astonished at Duo, because no one really knew Heero Yuy.
" Alright," Wufie said thinking, " President Quatre Raberba Winner."
" Yeah, know the President know his dad know the whole family!" Calls up the White House and the Secret Service answers, " We're sorry sir but we can't hook you up with the president."
" Tell him that it's Duo Maxwell."
" Oh, hey Duo! We'll tell him you said hi alright?"
" Alright."
He then walks back to Wufie and says, " well?"
" Do you know the Pope?"
" Yeah! Tell you what? I'm going there tomorrow, do you want to come?" " Sure."
In front of the Pope's building where every one was waiting.
" Now, if I come out there on that Terries will you believe that I know the Pope?"
" Yeah I'll believe." Wufie grunted.
Duo walks in and then walks out on the Terries with the Pope. Wufie faints. Duo comes down and helps Wufie up and says, " I didn't know that I was that convincing."
" It's not you that made me faint it was the two nuns behind me that said, Hey, who's that guy standing up there with Duo Maxwell?