Funerals and Men with White Coats and Large Needles

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One-shot

A lot of people were at Dumbledore's wedding. As the coffin started to be lowered into its grave Rachel jumped on top of the coffin. Everyone shut up and stared at her with curiosity. Soon she started to sing, "Joy to the world that Dumbledore is dead! Let's barbecue his head! Don't worry about the body; I'll flush it down the potty. Round and round it'll go, round and round it'll go, round and round it'll go!" Just then men in white coats and big needles appeared. Rachel shrieked and started running around the funeral trying to escape the men in white coats with large needles.

That day it went from peaceful funeral to chaotic battlefield. Rachel stood on a table and held up a sign reading off what it said. "Men in white coats with large needles: 10!" The men with white coats and large needles cheered and the other's booed. "Magical peoples: ZIP!" The men with white coats and large needles cheered again and the 'magical peoples' booed. Rachel laughed and then ran from the funeral with the men with white coats and large needles ran after her. Suddenly some weirdo…coughmyyoungerbrothercough…ran into the picture. Everyone stared at him as he hollered, "I'm going to open the coffin lid to look at the dead guy!" He opened the coffin and shrieked like a little girl…cougheventhoughhewasaboycough…and screamed…like a little girl…"Ew! It's a dead guy!" Then the boy laughed.

"Everyone look," the boy said, "I can river stomp on the dead guy!" The boy climbed on top of him and started to dance in a strange fashion. Suddenly Dumbledore sat up. He had just been taking a nap and now he was awake. The weirdo ran away with even more men with white coats and large needles running after him. Everyone partied until Dumbledore really did die. And was his real funeral interesting! But, that's another story. It's also for another day! -in porky pig voice- That's all folks!

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