A/N: Hello! I was sitting eating dinner with my father, and we we discussing Harry Potter. We started talking about the Weasley twin's pranks or possible pranks, and then he suggested something along the lines of this ones-shot. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or any of its books, characters, or plotlines. Nor am I J.K. Rowling.
Dolores Umbridge was furious. How dare those foolish brats mess up her school! Fireworks everywhere! Children running amok! Fredrick and Gordon, she thought the troublemakers were called. Anyway, their surname was Weasley. That she knew.
If Dolores ever found them, she would make them pay. Dearly, she thought, and the corners of her mouth twisted upwards in an evil grin.
Dolores open the door to her office and sank down wearily into the pink armchair, blissful of the silence that was-
What was that noise? Dolores got up and walked cautiously to the wall with all the china plates by her fireplace. She heard the noise again and realized it was coming from the saucers themselves! Hem Hem, 2 of the saucers now said. Dolores continued to stare at it in confusion.
Hem Hem, Now three saucers were coughing. And then 4. Sometime around when the cough was coming from 6 saucers, she realized it was her cough, and that was when it sunk in-
"Bloody buggering WEASLEYS!"
;) Fin.