Exclusive: SeeD Recruitment Commercial.

by Alan Smithee

Headmaster Cid had allowed me into the Garden's media archives to snoop around. I found this early commercial script that they had used. For some reason, it's to the tune "Load Me Up" by the Matthew Good Band.

SeeD Recruitment Commercial.

Picture yourself
sitting on some train
sleeping gas is in the overhead
and inside your brains
you see soldiers in the jungle
and soldiers in the city
if heaven's for good people, it's vacant
hey now now, are you in the know?
hey now now, will you be careful?
hey now now, are you indifferent?
hey ya you are

i'm a wuss boy (nice to meet you)
so kill my wife
whatever puts me out of battle
whatever puts me out of battle

picture yourself walking in the wasteland
1,000,000 miles from nowhere and the nearest phone
there's monsters in the area
fighting all of your crew
and your crew is never talking, where are the comedians
hey now now, are you in the know?
hey now now, are you "special"?
hey now now, are you psycho?
hey ya you are

i'm a wuss boy
so kill my wife
Did you all practice
to fuck this up
whatever puts me out of battle..

picture yourself at a Garden somewhere
one night only, Soldiers-SeeDs
you're fighting there and
there's somebody telling them to kill
Someone's fighting to do her work,
all 1,000,000 miles from nowhere
your crew's alone
i'm home alone
so, so psyched out

i'm a wuss
so kill my wife
it's what you practiced
so take me out of battle
whatever puts me out of battle