Harry potter and the One Big Union

by karlzestymemesmarx

forgive me mao for what i must do. EDIT: I would like to apologize, Guest, I am truly sorry that you did not enjoy this work. When I wrote this, I was aiming for a piece of literature to compete with the likes of Dickens and Tolstoy. I humbly apologize if "this wasn't a story. It's just garbage", I will do my best to produce more quality work in the future.

harry potter and the ONE BIG UNION

Hary pttter (possibly lenin) WAs going to his union, the griffdor union, with vvvvvv FAST magic union BOYE but pk who didnt have unions was all like "fuck you fc, im pk im a pedo and a liberal ad super gross and ugly and facist enabler bootlicker" but harry potter killed him with magic and unions and the power of STALIN FUKFSCING BURING HIM WITH THE FIRE OF A THOUSAND SUNS WITH THESESFH ENERGY OF MAO ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE FUCK YOU DENG yeah fuck you deng GO FUCKING GET FUCCED DENG yeah screw that guy and then harry potter did communism

with unions. Then harry was like "juror and vote are the best free drugs for everyone" and then he did juror and vote because they are the best free drugs me twoo thanks

then he used his broom and hit br00ce with it and he died

Harry Lenin awoke with a start to his alarm clock.