If you liked my first interview you should like this!
Disclaimers: I don't own Gundam Wing! But one day! When I rule the world of anime mwhahahahahaha!
Interview With Duo Maxwell
Ms: Hello everyone and welcome back to our show. We have a real treat for you! The guy who got beat up by Wu Fei Duo Maxwell!!!!
Crowd: *applause*
Ms: *clears throat* This is not Oprah people! A.N. I hold nothing against Oprah I actually like that show *gasp*
Crowd: *cheering and going crazy*
Duo: *Walks in with his hands in the air doing the peace sign exactly like Richard Nixon*
Ms: *cough* Ok let's get started! Duo what inspired you to become a Gundam Pilot?
Officer from Oz sitting in the audience: It's a gundam!!!! *runs away screaming*
Ms & Duo: *blink*
Ms: Otay!
Duo: Ditto, Well what inspired me was the fact I didn't have a job, I was like a bum so some scientist picked me and from there I'm here.
Ms: Commercial break!!!
Ms: *to duo* Do I look fat in these clothes.
Duo: eeerrr no
Ms: I see you know what's good for you *evil grin*
Camera guy: WE're on in 5 4 3 2 1
Ms: Welcome Back! I'm sure most of you clogged your arteries watching all those cakes and stuff and I'm sure your in the need to go buy some something you saw well too bad! I need ratings!
*strange sound coming from backstage*
Security walks up to Ms: Relena Peacecraft and Heero Yuy are still making out in the bathroom ma'am.
Ms: What! *Walks backstage and Duo follows her not believing his ear*
*Heero and Relena are in the bathroom almost stripped and looking wild*
Ms: Out!!!! Out now!
Duo: Hahahahahaha I knew it! *takes a picture of them and faxes it too all the his friends and puts it on the news all over not a single person doesn't know about this everone knows!!*
Wu Fei: Eewwwww Heero and with a woman! Of all you could have picked a woman!
Duo: um Wu Fei are you gay?
Wu Fei: No! But Quatre dreams of naked men!
Duo: *nose bleed*
Quatre who just ran in: One dream! One! And it was only trowa!
Trowa who was in the Audience: Never again will I cross dress!
Wu Fei: you crossed dress!
Trowa: It was a dare I was playing truth or dare with Heero, Quatre. Duo, Noin, and Sally!
Duo: Who dared?
Trowa: Quatre……. Oh My God!!!! Quatre you Hentai!!!!!
Ms: I don't want to interrupt this most interesting conversation but I have a show to do!
*back on stage*
Ms: Ok now that we're back to nor- *was cut off by the oz soldier yelling It's A Gundam*
Ms: *cough*
Quatre: It was one time!!! One time!! *Sobs*
Ms: Well look at the time! Bye bye 'til next time!
After Math
Quatre was banned from playing truth or dare. Duo is being chased by Heero. Duo: Hey how come I'm always getting chased! Relena got preganant and ms's rating went above Jerry's Springers!