Confessional
Author: Kaia M.
Disclaimer: They're not mine.
Rating/Warning: R -for some cursing. Implied m/m situations.
Category: Humor
Summary: Squall wants to clear something up.
Author's Note: I've been a lurker of FF yaoi for years. Many, many years. This is just short, (hopefully) humorous piece. I'm
not new to the world of fanfiction, but this does happen to be my very first FF story. Anyway, I hope you enjoy.
Happy reading!
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Okay, so I'm quiet.
You might say I'm a little introverted.
Maybe even call me a loner.
But......there's a reason....and nobody ever bothered to ask me why.
But I'm willing to share it with you.
Now, you might wonder why a guy like me would even bother to bring up the universal question, and try to explain to
complete strangers just why he chooses to keep to himself.
Maybe you even have your own theories.
'He's shy.'
'He's afraid to become close to someone.'
'He was tortured a child, and lost his innocence at such a young age that the only word he ever bothered to learn again
was.......whatever.'
Or my very favorite:
'He's too busy carrying on conversations in his head.'
And yeah, that's true sometimes, like when I'm alone. Like every other person on this damn planet doesn't do the exact
same thing.
[sigh]
I'm really getting sick of this persona I've made for myself, but I guess it's my own fault.
And therein lies the reason why I'm confessing this to you, a perfect stranger.
My deepest darkest secret.
I'm.....[gulp]......dirty.
What?!
You heard me!
I just never =say= the things I think. They're suppressed, and pushed down into the skankiest corners of my mind.
I'm not joking!
I'M A DIRTY, DIRTY MAN, DAMMIT!
What, you don't believe me?
[dejected sigh]
Alright....
[rubbing hands together]
Maybe you just need a few examples!
[searching]
Let's dig up a few memories, okay?
Here goes.
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Seifer: You're looking a little flushed, puberty boy. Need a hand?
Me(thinking): Yeah, in my pants.
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Zell: Ummm.....Squall, why're you looking at me like that? Do I have something in my teeth?
Me (thinking): No, but my dick could in there within seconds.
**
Rinoa: Don't you WUUUUUUUVVVVV me, Squally?!
Me(thinking): HELL NO! You're vile!
[Alright, so that wasn't dirty......but Rinoa is SO NOT my type! I think we all know who my type is.(And it's definitely not
that skanky ho!)]
Ahem, let's continue.
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Irvine: I'm gonna go oil my gun.
Me(thinking): Need a hand? Some lube? A holster? I'm up for anything, especially if it involves your gun and my mouth.
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Seifer: Uhhh.....you okay down there, Squall?
Me, staring up into those beautiful eyes and thinking: Yeah, but I'd be even better if =you= were down =there=.
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[pointing]
See, proof positive that I have a dirty mind.
And the whole gay thing, you knew about that already right?
I was pretty sure me and Seifer were clear with all the subtext and UST during the game.
So when someone ask you why Squall Leonhart never says anything, you give them a reason other than, "He's just quiet."
Tell them I'm a pervert.
'Cause it's the truth.
And if they don't believe you.....then.........well.....
........whatever.
~End~