TITLE: The Stripper Pole
AUTHOR: The DeadMan
RATING: PG
DISCLAIMER: I don't own "Chuck"
or any of the characters
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Chuck Bartowski couldn't feel any worse than he did right now. Just twenty minutes earlier his best friend Morgan, his girlfriend Anna and Chuck's own girlfriend Sarah, had been in the middle of a very nice and entertaining double date. That was until Chuck flashed on another patron of the Chili's Restaurant, who happened to be a international gun runner.
Chuck still had hard time believing that a bad guy with that much money would eat at a theme restaurant, but to each his own he guessed. So after telling Sarah and breaking the news to Morgan and Anna, Chuck left his CIA girlfriend to her job and drove his two coworkers home.
Approaching the apartment that he shared with his sister, Ellie, and her fiancé, Captain Awesome, Chuck hoped they had already gone to bed so he didn't have to go through another interrogation from his sister. Upon opening the front door Chuck knew that not only did he feel worse then he already did but that he looked at a scene that would take years of therapy to remove from his head.
The front room had only candles for lighting and a very high tempo song was coming from the stereo. Captain Awesome was sitting on the sofa in only his bicycle shorts watching a woman in nothing but a string bikini twirling around a portable stripper pole. Chuck could only guess that the woman was... "Ellie?" he squeaked.
Spinning her head around at the sound of his voice Ellie gasped, "Chuck!"
"Oh, God!" the siblings both yelled before Chuck fainted and Ellie ran for her bedroom trying to cover as much of herself as she could.
The End
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A.N. I don't know if California has "Chili's" but I'm from New York so it works. Please Review.