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A/N: basic summary: Lily and James always thought they hated each other but they each find special pen pals that they can confide in and eventually fall in love with unknowing that it is each other. Kerrie: This is our (two friends) 1st fanfic together so please bear with us if it's bad. If you have any suggestions or comments just review! [Begging] Cheryl: Don't beg! That makes us look too desperate! Kerrie: But we are! [Whining] Cheryl: Ok I definitely need to give you lessons on lying...
Let's get on with the story
Chapter 1
This is James Potter. I'm here to clue you in on some simple facts of life.
I am the greatest. I am the coolest. I am the smartest. Lily Evans is none of those above... I HATE HER! Sirius and Remus are cool too...I guess. I go to Hogwarts and am its greatest prank king, not to mention my fabulous skill with the ladies...or maybe not since most of them come to me I am in Gryffindor – the best since I, the greatest of all, is in it. Slytherins are nothing but greasy-haired slime balls (especially Snape). I am on the verge of knowing Hogwarts better than all those previous air- headed headmasters (of course except Dumbledore, he's cool) I am known occasionally as a certified liar but I swear everything is true except for...never mind, everything is perfect, just like me.
Now let me introduce you to my friends and family,
Mom and dad: typical magical parents...what can I say?
Jenny: ahh...how I love and hate that annoying little brat, everyone says she takes after me for some reason...anyways, she's coming to Hogwarts this year...hope she doesn't mess up my perfect life too much.
Sirius: the weird, crazy, stu—Jamsie dear, don't you mean gorgeous, smooth, and awesome?
"Sirius! You know the Marauders don't approve of lying to people when we first meet them!"
"Huh... then I have to wonder...hey Jamsie isn't that all lies up there on your list? Especially the first 3?
pushes Sirius out of sight
Great, got rid of him. I know all of you are just dying to know more about wonderful me and my life
Let carry on...
Remus: the quiet, shy, and sensitive one...but the truth is, that's all just one big fake disguise, you don't see much of his quiet and shy side when he's busy smirking while applying toothpaste on Snape's hair. smile those wonderful moments...
Hey I hear arguing outside!...those stupid gits, it's probably Sirius again...sigh it takes so long to get rid of him...
outside – "c'mon! I swear James is inside telling our readers about what a 'high fake voice quiet and shy person you are...' don't you care about your reputation?!?" Sirius practically screamed outside.
"I'm sure James' small brain doesn't get into action this early in the morning..." Remus replied calmly.
- back -
huh. I should be mad, but I have a much better way of revenge! Here's some dirt on Remus... I KNOW he wears a wig! For gods sake the guy's hair never grows!! And—
gasp "James! How could you? I could understand you wanting to share Sirius's stupid points to these poor people...but ME?!? Your best friend? I am so hurt...and no I don't wear a wig you lousy liar..." "Excuse me? Sorry Remmy dear, but the position of annoying best friend has already filled."
Lets move on while our dear friends walk away arguing...
Lily: now Lily, there's so much to talk about this particular individual. Let's see, first of all, I HATE HER!!!! And I hope I'll do a good job convincing you to too. She is a red head who recently cut her hair so it's now 3 inches past her shoulders. I asked her once why she cut her hair and why not make a little shorter, I mean, threes such an evil number...she asked me why I noticed so much and she doesn't give a shit about what I think. Geez I was just trying to be nice to the girl! More on her later, talking about this makes my blood boil...makes me mad that she hates me...is that so wrong?
Isn't there someone else I needed to talk about? Huh...funny I don't remember...
Oh yeah!!
Dearest Peter: I know nothing about the boy...he just likes to hang around...and people just assume he's one of us...
Tomorrow we're all going to Diagon Alley to get our school supplies. Remus is still prefect, and me...yes ME!! I'm the new Quidditch captain!! Been celebrating forever...and Sirius is plain Sirius.
A/N: How do you think of this chapter? Well don't worry, we won't write James like he's telling a story anymore if that's what you want...so if you want a say in this, vote by reviewing! Either, a. you want us to continue the story this way, b. a little in everybody's POV, or c. just plain us writing the story. So please review!!!
A/N: basic summary: Lily and James always thought they hated each other but they each find special pen pals that they can confide in and eventually fall in love with unknowing that it is each other. Kerrie: This is our (two friends) 1st fanfic together so please bear with us if it's bad. If you have any suggestions or comments just review! [Begging] Cheryl: Don't beg! That makes us look too desperate! Kerrie: But we are! [Whining] Cheryl: Ok I definitely need to give you lessons on lying...
Let's get on with the story
Chapter 1
This is James Potter. I'm here to clue you in on some simple facts of life.
I am the greatest. I am the coolest. I am the smartest. Lily Evans is none of those above... I HATE HER! Sirius and Remus are cool too...I guess. I go to Hogwarts and am its greatest prank king, not to mention my fabulous skill with the ladies...or maybe not since most of them come to me I am in Gryffindor – the best since I, the greatest of all, is in it. Slytherins are nothing but greasy-haired slime balls (especially Snape). I am on the verge of knowing Hogwarts better than all those previous air- headed headmasters (of course except Dumbledore, he's cool) I am known occasionally as a certified liar but I swear everything is true except for...never mind, everything is perfect, just like me.
Now let me introduce you to my friends and family,
Mom and dad: typical magical parents...what can I say?
Jenny: ahh...how I love and hate that annoying little brat, everyone says she takes after me for some reason...anyways, she's coming to Hogwarts this year...hope she doesn't mess up my perfect life too much.
Sirius: the weird, crazy, stu—Jamsie dear, don't you mean gorgeous, smooth, and awesome?
"Sirius! You know the Marauders don't approve of lying to people when we first meet them!"
"Huh... then I have to wonder...hey Jamsie isn't that all lies up there on your list? Especially the first 3?
pushes Sirius out of sight
Great, got rid of him. I know all of you are just dying to know more about wonderful me and my life
Let carry on...
Remus: the quiet, shy, and sensitive one...but the truth is, that's all just one big fake disguise, you don't see much of his quiet and shy side when he's busy smirking while applying toothpaste on Snape's hair. smile those wonderful moments...
Hey I hear arguing outside!...those stupid gits, it's probably Sirius again...sigh it takes so long to get rid of him...
outside – "c'mon! I swear James is inside telling our readers about what a 'high fake voice quiet and shy person you are...' don't you care about your reputation?!?" Sirius practically screamed outside.
"I'm sure James' small brain doesn't get into action this early in the morning..." Remus replied calmly.
- back -
huh. I should be mad, but I have a much better way of revenge! Here's some dirt on Remus... I KNOW he wears a wig! For gods sake the guy's hair never grows!! And—
gasp "James! How could you? I could understand you wanting to share Sirius's stupid points to these poor people...but ME?!? Your best friend? I am so hurt...and no I don't wear a wig you lousy liar..." "Excuse me? Sorry Remmy dear, but the position of annoying best friend has already filled."
Lets move on while our dear friends walk away arguing...
Lily: now Lily, there's so much to talk about this particular individual. Let's see, first of all, I HATE HER!!!! And I hope I'll do a good job convincing you to too. She is a red head who recently cut her hair so it's now 3 inches past her shoulders. I asked her once why she cut her hair and why not make a little shorter, I mean, threes such an evil number...she asked me why I noticed so much and she doesn't give a shit about what I think. Geez I was just trying to be nice to the girl! More on her later, talking about this makes my blood boil...makes me mad that she hates me...is that so wrong?
Isn't there someone else I needed to talk about? Huh...funny I don't remember...
Oh yeah!!
Dearest Peter: I know nothing about the boy...he just likes to hang around...and people just assume he's one of us...
Tomorrow we're all going to Diagon Alley to get our school supplies. Remus is still prefect, and me...yes ME!! I'm the new Quidditch captain!! Been celebrating forever...and Sirius is plain Sirius.
A/N: How do you think of this chapter? Well don't worry, we won't write James like he's telling a story anymore if that's what you want...so if you want a say in this, vote by reviewing! Either, a. you want us to continue the story this way, b. a little in everybody's POV, or c. just plain us writing the story. So please review!!!