Link the fink and Saria

Link: Hey Saria!

Saria: Hey Link the Fink!

Link: What?

Saria: You heard me! You're LInk the Fink!

Link: I dont understand.

Saria: FInk means your stupid!

Link: Hey! That's not very nice!

Saria: I know! That's why I said it!

Link: Why would you want to say something mean like
that to your friend?!

Saria?: I'm sorry I think I heard wrong. Did you say
... Friend?! I don't think so! I'm not about to hang out with a fink!

Link: I'm hurt.

Saria: Mentally right? I knew you were retarded!

Link: Stoopiit!

Saria: No way!

Link: Stop! I have an anger-managment problem! Remember?

Saria: Well obviously you have A.D.H.D too!

~~~Link Grits His Teeth~~~

Limk: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

~~~Link pulls out his sword and slices off Saria's head!~~~
~*THE END*~