Ponella Production-ish Productions presents...

Paradoxic Parodies, Series One, my new series of Doctor Who fanficlets!

Chapter Summary: Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall.... until a brown haired skinny man in a suit turned him into breakfast!

Characters: Ten (The Tenth/Latest Doctor), Humpty Dumpty and Martha.

Parody/Chapter thingy 1 – Humpty Dumpty, REVISED

Humpty Dumpty: -sitting on the brick wall as per-usual-

Ten (The Tenth/Latest Doctor): -cautiously walks closer to egg-man-thing- -gets up behind big egg man and picks him up-

Humpty Dumpty: WHOA!! LEMME DOWN!!!


-Half an hour later...-

Martha: Doctor, where did you get that giant omelette?

Ten: -awkward silence- ...I can explain!!

A/N: Ten ate Humpty Dumpty! I've had that idea in my head for months now! Humpty will get his revenge or sumthin', but from now on it's mostly gonna be Ten and Nine stuff, coz that's another idea I've had for months... Yay for Paradoxic Parodies lol!