By: LonlyAeris
lonlyaeris@hotmail.com
A Note From The Author:
Dear Reader,
I just wanted to let you know that none of the Final Fantasy VII characters belong to me. They are all a copyright of SquareSoft. Okay, go ahead and read my lame-O story! ~_^
It starts off as a nice breezy day! Tifa and Cloud are sitting on the porch talking, Barret and Cid are trying to see who can swear the most, Yuffie's trying to take Vincent's Materia, Cait's...um, well no one quite knows what he's doing, RedXIII is sleeping in the couch inside, Aeris is planting a pretty garden, and Seph's trying to think up of a evil plot about destroying man kind and conquer earth as we know it! I think...
Aeris: Ah! What a beautiful day! The sun is shining! The grass is green! And I'm planting my garden while listening to Ricky Martin sing, Shake Your Bon Bon on the radio! What can be better? [smiles]
Tifa: Listening to Ricky Martin sing, Shake your Bon Bon in front of you! [laughs] Ahhh...he's so dreamy!! [starts going into her own little world and sighing]
Cloud: What's so great about Ricky Martin anyway??? All he is, is some cheap punk that wears his shirts to tight! I'm much better lookin than he is!!
Tifa and Aeris: [laughs]
Cloud: What's so funny???
Cid: @@$%#@@@@^^%*&%^$#@!!!@@#@@(&*%##@$@@$#@@@&%$@!!
Barret: That ain't coo at all man! ^$$$#$@!%$%$%$$$$$&&^*&$$$^&*&*$$$$$*^&$!
Cid: Ah! Shut up!! You make it sound like we're at a grocery story ya idiot!!!
Barret: No I don't! W-well ya make sound like we're onna webpage!!
Cid: Um, Barret? We are on a webpage...
Barret: We are?
Cid: Yep...
Barret: Oh...
Yuffie: C'mon! Just a little bit!!
Vincent: ...............
Yuffie: Please??? Be a pal! [smiles in a cheesy way]
Vincent: ...............
Yuffie: C'MON!!! I'll be your friend!! [smiles again]
Vincent: *sigh*
Yuffie: ??
Vincent: ...............
Yuffie: [sweat drop] Ugh!!! You can forget it!! [stomps off]
RedXIII: zzz...
Aeris: [gets up and dusts herself off] Well, I'm done! ^_^
RedXII: zzzz...mmmh.......*mumble mumble*...th-there you are...ggrh...
Tifa: Huh? Wha'd you say Red?
RedXIII: It....it's a big ol' badger......mmmhg...
Aeris: heh heh heh...he's chasing a badger!!
Cloud: Great, leave it to RedXIII to act like an idiot.
RedXIII: Gr....mhhg, c-come back here ya little virmin....ggrh...
Aeris, Cloud, and Tifa: [laughs]
Somewhere in Tifa's kitchen: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! [loud crash]
Everyone stops what their doing: ???
Tifa: What the %#& was that???
Cloud: Um, I dunno. I'll go check... [gets up and walks in...]
Alluva sudden...*ding*
Cloud: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! [runs out scared half to death]
CaitSith: RUUUUUUUUUNNNN!!!!! [runs out too...]
Tifa: Huh? What's wrong? What happened?
CaitSith: *_* I'LL TELL YOU LATER!!! JUST RUN!!!!!!!
Everyone gets away from Seventh Heaven forgetting that RedXIII is still in there sleeping. Seventh Heaven explodes and poor poor RedXIII goes flying in the sky like Team Rocket does in Pokemon.
RedXIII:
Cloud: .......
Tifa: .......
Aeris: .......
Barret: .......
CaitSith: .......
Yuffie: .......
Vincent: .......
Cid: ...um, is he...uh, dead?
Cloud: Um...I...think...so.........
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[a loooong 15 minuet pause]
Tifa: Um, Cait?
CaitSith: Y-yes...?
Tifa: What did you do...?
CaitSith: I knew you were gonna ask that...um, well...[takes a deep breath] Well I was watching Bill Nye...
Cloud: So...?
CaitSith: Well, he was doing this really neat experiment and it seemed really cool so I thought, "Hey Cait!! Why don't YOU try it?" And at the bottom of the screen it said, "Don't try this at home!" So I heard this itty bitty little voice inside of me saying, "Don't do it Cait! It's not worth it!" then I thought okay! But then the other voice said, "Don't listen to him! He's lying! Try it!" but then the other voice said, "Please don't do it Cait! Don't get yourself in trouble!" but then the eager voice said, "AH! Their just an egghead! Go for it!" But then the other voice said: "who are you callin an egghead CHICKEN WUSS!"
Cloud: Hey, isn't that from Final fantasy 8?
Aeris: Mm? Mm...
CaitSith: And then the other voice said, "Well ain't that pleasant!!! An idiot who can't find themselfs in the mirror!" and then the other said...
Vincent: Which voice is he talking about?
Cid: I dunno...I lost track a long time ago....
Barret: $@^!! Man! My head hurts!
CaitSith: then the other one said, "Well, your so dumb! Your momma had throw you inta a pit full of lions to for you ta understand that you ain't got no brain!!" but then the other one had a great combat! he said.....
Yuffie: Cait talks to much....
Cloud: What does this have to do with the explosion?
Tifa: I have no idea...
CaitSith: And then the other one said, "Forget it ya big idiot! Your the last person who should be callin me a chicken wuss ya big ugly!!" then the other one said, "before you start callin me ugly you should look in the mirror! And then MAYBE you'll have some common sense to..."
Everyone besides Cait: CAITSITH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CaitSith: What...?
Cloud: Just tell us how the explosion was created....
CaitSith: Oh yeah!! I completely forgot about that! I was so caught up in my story that I didn't have a clue! Speaking of clue, have you guys played the game clue? Aw man! It's so fun!! The plot of the game is...
Everyone:
CaitSith: Oh yeah...sorry...well anyway...I did the experiment then the explosion came. Because at the bottom of the screen said, "don't do this at home..." and then that's when the little voice came in and said.....
Everyone:
~To be continued....~
lol. How does everyone like my story so far? lol. Well, stay tuned
for the next chapter! Please RR! ~_^
~lonlyaeris