Chapter 1: Enter John Wick

BloodyDemon666: Alright, here's a good story that I hope people will enjoy. It's a mix of my Alpha anime, Black Lagoon and my currently favorite action movie John Wick.

Revy: Which means we get to kick more ass!

BloodyDemon666: Hold your horses Revy, we still need to give the disclaimer. John, would you please give the readers out there the disclaimer? And thank you.

John: BloodyDemon666 does not own John Wick which is yours truly for the movie is owned by Summit entertainment along with it's known afilliates. And he also does not own Black Lagoon for it's rightful owner is Rei Hiroe and all of those who make the manga and anime series.

Rock: Also, one more thing...This is a mature content crossover, this story will contain strong graphic violence, blood and gore, adult language, nudity, drug and alcohol use, rape, and strong sexual content.

BloodyDemon666: Thanks Rock, anyway, let's get to it!

My name is John Wick, over a month ago...my four legged companion Daisy was killed when a group of untouchable thugs thought they could break into my home and they killed her. They also took my '69 Mustang. But that wasn't enough, I had to go back and be "Baba Yaga" which in Russian translates as the Boogeyman. And my actions just caught wind of two crime bosses. Chang of the Triad, and Balalaika of Hotel Moscow. One of which tried to put a hit on me. I knew there was a hit on me, because a group of assassins, Chinese by the way they talked. They came to my mansion and tried to kill me. But I had more the upper hand.

"Spread out, we know he's here somewhere." One Triad said, Just then, the dog began to bark.

"Were you expecting me?" I asked as I had a pistol in my hands, they were armed with Mac-11 sub machine guns and MP5Ks.

My only question is this, What are the Triad doing here? And what do they want with me? I had no alternative but to kill these guys and try to save one so I can interrogate him. Just then a purple haired Chinese-American woman came into my house, but I hope she wasn't with these guys.

"Hey dipshits! You do realize you're breaking and entering an assassin's home?!" The purple haired woman said, then the Triads looked at the woman.

"We're not here for you Revy, so fuck off." Another Triad said, so her name was Revy?

"It's a damn shame, we're going back to Roanapur with John Wick." Revy said as she pulled out two fully custom Beretta M9s codename "Sword Cutlasses" Now this was going to be one hell of a fight.

I fired the first shot, the bullet went through one thug's leg as he dropped to his knees and I sommersaulted towards the thug and placed a bullet in his head as blood and brain matter escaped from the exit wound of the first thug and he fell to the ground. Revy then shot her Sword Cutlasses taking out four thugs, the first thug died from a direct chest shot and the bullet went through his heart. Blood poured out like a fountain after the bullet escaped, the second got shot in the throat and he choked on his own blood as he collapsed to the floor dead. The third had a bullet go through the bottom of his jaw and out through the top of his skull. And the fourth had a bullet go through his left eye and blow a huge chunk out of his skull.

"Hey Revy, save some for me." I said, and I needed to act fast before all the thugs are killed, and I need to keep one alive for questioning.

One guy was hiding behind a wall so i shot the wall and he dropped to the ground since the walls are thin and can be easily penetrated by bullets. Another assassin tried to punch me, but I used my Jujitsu abilities to snap his arm like a twig and popped hin in the head with a bullet. The last guy dropped his gun and started to crawl across the floor like a dog scratching it's butt.

"Please, we needed to talk to you, but the other's wanted to kill you." The last thug said, I grabbed him, placed him on the counter, pulled out a chef's knife, and planted it right in the thug's nether reigons.

"Who sent you to kill me?" I asked, getting stabbed there or shot there is not really fun.

"It was Chang, okay? He was paying us top dollar to either capture you or to have you offed." The surviving thug squealed like a rat, I then removed the kinfe from that certain spot and placed it into his chest.

The doorbell rang, Revy turned her attention to the door. It could be Jimmy checking up on me. I signalled Revy to hold back and holster her guns. I then placed my piece in the back of my pants. There were flashing Red and Blue lights outside, I opened the door and it was Jimmy as usual.

"Hey John." Jimmy said, he was checking on me since I was having some problems with assassins and people usually call about loud noises coming from my house.

"Hey Jimmy, noise complaints?" I asked, Jimmy nodded.

"Noise complaints, taking care of some business?" Jimmy asked seeing a dead body lying on the floor.

"Yeah, something like that. But I'm gonna have it cleaned up, say can you do me a favor?" I asked, and Jimmy knew something was up.

"What's the problem John?" Jimmy asked, I needed him to take care of my dog, Rusty.

Rusty was a Rottweiler and he was a really nice dog too. I was going to be out of town and needed someone to watch over him for a while until I come back.

"I'm going to be out of town for a while and I need someone to watch over my dog for me. Could you do that?" I asked, Jimmy smiled, he likes dogs.

"Sure John, I'll take care of him for ya." Jimmy said, Rusty then came over and I gave him to Jimmy. Jimmy took Rusty and placed him in his car and drove off.

"Now down to business, Big sis wishes to see you, it was about those thugs Chang sent." Revy said, I had no idea that Revy had an older sister.

"And what does your older sister want with me?" I asked, she just laughed.

"We're not even related, I just gave her that nickname, her name is Balalaika." Revy said, I've heard about her.

She runs a Russian Crime syndicate in Thailand, called "Hotel Moscow" Those guys are Russian Spetnaz paramilitary troopers. What does she want with me? So many questions danced around my head but I figured the best way to get answers is by going to Roanapur.

BloodyDemon666: Alright, this is where I'm going to cut off for the time being, I hope you guys enjoyed this and hope to hear some feedback from you.

John: Constructive Criticizm will be accepted, as long as it's not negative, thoughts and ideas for future chapters will be allowed. We need your ideas to make this story great.

Rock: Also, to all the guests, would you kindly please create a nickname for yourselves when you do write a review? It get's a little confusing when more than one guest reviews at a time.

Revy: (Cocking Sword Cutlass) And if any of you fucks out there start giving any nasty reviews you got me to answer to!

BloodyDemon666: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Revy, let's not go that far, anyway, from all of us here, we hope to see you in the next chapter!