by Xirbot
Summary: I describe the events following the day Zim took over the earth using a giant chicken. ...I'm not a very good describer.
Author's Notes: WOO! I stole the name from System of a Down, who stole that name from that 70's guy. Ehhhhh...I wasn't feeling exactly -creative- when I wrote this. But I figure it might make someone laugh, or drool. DROOL MY PRETTIES! DROOOOL! -cough- Eh. Now to erase your minds. Remember, children. Teaching abstinence only is just stupid.
Disclaimer: If you should ever find a scythe, don't pick it up. Tell an adult immediately, yo.
Gir shrugged. "Eh."
"MONKEY!" screamed Zim, pointing to the chicken weighing in at 5 metric tons and rampaging across the television screen on the news channel.
Gir flipped through the channels with disintrest.
"ALL RIGHT!" Zim, finally finishing his suck munkey, laughed gleefully as he joined Gir on the couch. "LET'S WATCH TV, PIG!"
"I like chickens, too," said Gir, waving a metal claw dismissively and turning on the television.
"...I like Chickens..." said Zim.
"The ARMADA? NEVVVVER!" said Gir. "Surely I have proven my...ZIM-LIKE abilities by overtaking the planet BY MY ZIM SELF!"
"But, Master, I thought you's sposed to wait for the space-gang to take over the smiley dirt-ball!" protested Zim.
"Gir, your Master has finally succeeded in taking over the Eaaaarth," Gir wiggled his claws to emphasise the planet's name. "WITH A GIANT CHICKEN!" he added gleefully.
"Yes Master?" said Zim. When Gir didn't answer right anyway, Zim began shrieking frantically. "HUH? HUH? HUUUUH? I MUST KNOW THE ANSWEEEER," the Irken cried.
"GIR!" said Gir.
Happy to join in on the laughing, Zim giggled and rocked back and forth on the floor.
Then Gir began laughing ominously.
Gir flopped down on the couch and there was a long pause as Zim continued to stare at the blank tv set.
Zim was sitting on the floor, watching, very intently, a blank television screen.
Soon after this victory, Gir stalked into the living room of his base with as much dignity as possible.
One day Gir took over the world using an giant chicken.
And just in case you didn't get it, try reading it backwards. YAY! I LOVE THE BUCKET