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Thanks to my Mate Becca for Ideas.(
Funny Lord of the Rings Comic Relief
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Cat Fight.
Arwen and Èowyn were fighting over Aragorn in Helms Deep and the Orcs were attacking and they were about to kill Aragorn and Legolas walks up to the squabbling females and says 'Excuse me ladies but there won't be much left to fight over if you wrap it up quick and get on with it.' Goes off to save Aragorn. 'Truce?' Arwen asked and Èowyn replied 'Truce, for now!' And they run up to Aragorn and start circling him so he can't get at the orcs 'Um, ladies can you please move so I can kill the orcs?' 'NO!!!' Both girls yelled at him. 'We can't have you quitting on us now.' And they continued circling him while he just stood there looking bored for the rest of the fight.
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Cheater!
The orcs have just breached the Deeping wall and Legolas was about to draw out his Bow and he drew out a stick and an arrow tries to shoot an orc and fails. Then he realised something was wrong. 'Gimli! You are so DEAD!!!!' Off in a corner Gimli was sniggering leaning on Legolas' Bow for support. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Incoming!
It was cold on top of Caradhras and the fellowship was toiling on through the snow only Legolas found it an easy journey. Gimli quickly became bored and annoyed the elf had it so easy, had a sudden idea, he grabbed a handful of snow morphed it into a ball and threw it at Legolas' head. It hit him full in the face, so quickly grabbing a fistful of snow morphed it into a ball and threw it at Gimli hitting him right on the nose. During this Merry and Pippin were laughing and Legolas lobbed two snowballs right into their open mouths. So of course they made snowballs and chucked them at everyone and it continued for hours until the mountain collapsed because of Saruman's spell. 'Well I guess Saruman won this round.' Said Legolas popping up from the snow, his hair still perfect. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Which Way?
The Fellowship was leaving Rivendell and Frodo was staring at the road in front of him and asks. 'Left or Right Gandalf?' 'Left.' 'How do you know?' 'That big sign with Mordor on it is pointing Left.' 'Oh!'
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Horses can't live with them can't live without them.
The Wargs were racing toward the people of Rohan and Legolas was about to jump on his horse but he ran to the wrong side and as he raced back to the other side the horse trampled him which tripped the horse up and threw Gimli off.
Later...
Aragorn was lying unconscious on a riverbank after falling of a cliff and being swept down a river and Brego came up to him and knelt down next to him but whether it was an accident or the horse was sick of Aragorn's jokes rolled to far and squashed him.
Even Later...
Gandalf was there on the hill on Shadowfax with Èomer at his side then Èomer gave the order for the Rohrimmn to charge down the hill and while on their descend Gandalf realising something was wrong was suddenly blinded, (He came down the West side not the East side,) and Shadowfax stumbled right into the Uruk-hai killing a fair few of them.
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Thanks to my Mate Becca for Ideas.(
Funny Lord of the Rings Comic Relief
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Cat Fight.
Arwen and Èowyn were fighting over Aragorn in Helms Deep and the Orcs were attacking and they were about to kill Aragorn and Legolas walks up to the squabbling females and says 'Excuse me ladies but there won't be much left to fight over if you wrap it up quick and get on with it.' Goes off to save Aragorn. 'Truce?' Arwen asked and Èowyn replied 'Truce, for now!' And they run up to Aragorn and start circling him so he can't get at the orcs 'Um, ladies can you please move so I can kill the orcs?' 'NO!!!' Both girls yelled at him. 'We can't have you quitting on us now.' And they continued circling him while he just stood there looking bored for the rest of the fight.
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Cheater!
The orcs have just breached the Deeping wall and Legolas was about to draw out his Bow and he drew out a stick and an arrow tries to shoot an orc and fails. Then he realised something was wrong. 'Gimli! You are so DEAD!!!!' Off in a corner Gimli was sniggering leaning on Legolas' Bow for support. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Incoming!
It was cold on top of Caradhras and the fellowship was toiling on through the snow only Legolas found it an easy journey. Gimli quickly became bored and annoyed the elf had it so easy, had a sudden idea, he grabbed a handful of snow morphed it into a ball and threw it at Legolas' head. It hit him full in the face, so quickly grabbing a fistful of snow morphed it into a ball and threw it at Gimli hitting him right on the nose. During this Merry and Pippin were laughing and Legolas lobbed two snowballs right into their open mouths. So of course they made snowballs and chucked them at everyone and it continued for hours until the mountain collapsed because of Saruman's spell. 'Well I guess Saruman won this round.' Said Legolas popping up from the snow, his hair still perfect. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Which Way?
The Fellowship was leaving Rivendell and Frodo was staring at the road in front of him and asks. 'Left or Right Gandalf?' 'Left.' 'How do you know?' 'That big sign with Mordor on it is pointing Left.' 'Oh!'
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Horses can't live with them can't live without them.
The Wargs were racing toward the people of Rohan and Legolas was about to jump on his horse but he ran to the wrong side and as he raced back to the other side the horse trampled him which tripped the horse up and threw Gimli off.
Later...
Aragorn was lying unconscious on a riverbank after falling of a cliff and being swept down a river and Brego came up to him and knelt down next to him but whether it was an accident or the horse was sick of Aragorn's jokes rolled to far and squashed him.
Even Later...
Gandalf was there on the hill on Shadowfax with Èomer at his side then Èomer gave the order for the Rohrimmn to charge down the hill and while on their descend Gandalf realising something was wrong was suddenly blinded, (He came down the West side not the East side,) and Shadowfax stumbled right into the Uruk-hai killing a fair few of them.
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