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"I was hoping you'd like to join me for some refreshments." Lando said to Han and Leia. "Everyone's invited of course."

"Sure we'd love to." Leia said in a fake cheery voice. Han, Leia, and Chewbacca followed Lando through Cloud City's large scenic hallways. Lando brought them to a door which probably led to a large banquet hall, the smile on Lando's face faded away as he pressed the controls to open the door.

When the door was open Han saw a tall dark figure standing at the end of a long table. Han pulled his blaster from his side and fired several shots at the figure, but all of the shots were deflected when the person raised his hand. Han felt his blaster being pulled away from him.

"We'd be pleased if you would join us." Darth Vader said as the door closed behind Han.

"What do you want Vader?" Han said glaring at the Sith lord.

"Please have a seat so we can begin the meal." Vader said gesturing toward the chairs. "WAITER!" Vader yelled. A very perturbed Boba Fett emerged from a door to Vader's right, someone had painted his armor to look like a tuxedo and he wore a bow tie.

"Do I really have to do this?" Fett said in an irritated voice. He looked as if he were going to kill Vader.

"Yes you really have to do it." Said Vader.

"We could have had that C-3P0 droid do it but your storm troopers went and blew him up.

"Shut up and have Captain Needa bring our menus." Vader ordered Fett. Fett walked out of the room and brought in a very scared Captain Needa. "Where are the menus?" Vader demanded to Needa.

"My…my Lord there…wasn't enough time to make menus." Needa said cowering.

"What?" Vader yelled. Vader then proceeded to choke Needa with the force. Needa fell to the ground gasping for air. "You have failed me for the last time." Vader said as he finally crushed Needa's throat killing him.

"Well this is going to be fun." Han said sarcastically.

A/N: Hey I'm sure this type of fic has been done before but who cares mine is different anyway Read and Review please.