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Author's note: Another one because I have way too much free time.
1 The Pig Egg
The Marauders are sitting under a tree on the grounds. They are watching a pig sitting on something. It gets up. Underneath it is a rather large egg.
Sirius: Hey look! A pig egg!
Remus: Don't be stupid. Pig's don't lay eggs. It probably sat on it.
Peter: Wh- What happens if it turns into a basilik?
James: Don't worry, Peter. Basiliks are chicken eggs hatched under a toad.
Sirius: You actually do your defense against dark arts homework.
Remus: I like that class!
Peter: Can we focas on the pig egg!
Remus: PIGS DON"T LAY EGGS!
Peter: Don't get your knickers in a twist.
Remus: What was that?!
Peter: Nothing.
Suddenly the egg cracks and something tries to get out.
Peter: ACK! It's hatching!
Sirius: Cool. Let's watch.
Everyone leans over the egg. It explodes and they are knocked back. They get up and look for it, but it is no where to be found.
Peter: Maybe it disapparated?
Hermione from the future: YOU CAN'T DO THAT HERE!
James: Well she was bossy.
Sirius: I hope I don't meet her in the future.
Professor Trelawny: Oh, you will!
Remus: Look!
A pig with wings is flying through the air.
Sirius: Five galleons says pigs can fly!
Everyone gives him money.
Sirius: Bless your heart, little pig!
The pig suddenly turns evil and attacks Peter.
Everyone except Peter: *Snicker*
Peter: HELP!
Sirius: Turn into a rat!
Peter changes into a rat. The pig eats him and flies away.
Sirius: Yes! My plan worked!
The remaining Marauders high five.
James: You know what this means?
Remus: I get to have pork again?
James: My dear Moony, why did you not have pork?
Remus: Well it took so long for Sirius and I to actually raise that evil pig.
Sirius: *wipes away a tear* Little Snuffles Jr. has grown up and eaten Peter. I'm so proud.
Remus and Sirius hug and then break out in tears.
James: Whatever. Come on. Remus yo can have Bacon again. That's what is for lunch.
Remus: YES!
In the end everyone had a happy lunch of BLT sandwiches. They never saw Peter again.
Author's note: Another one because I have way too much free time.
1 The Pig Egg
The Marauders are sitting under a tree on the grounds. They are watching a pig sitting on something. It gets up. Underneath it is a rather large egg.
Sirius: Hey look! A pig egg!
Remus: Don't be stupid. Pig's don't lay eggs. It probably sat on it.
Peter: Wh- What happens if it turns into a basilik?
James: Don't worry, Peter. Basiliks are chicken eggs hatched under a toad.
Sirius: You actually do your defense against dark arts homework.
Remus: I like that class!
Peter: Can we focas on the pig egg!
Remus: PIGS DON"T LAY EGGS!
Peter: Don't get your knickers in a twist.
Remus: What was that?!
Peter: Nothing.
Suddenly the egg cracks and something tries to get out.
Peter: ACK! It's hatching!
Sirius: Cool. Let's watch.
Everyone leans over the egg. It explodes and they are knocked back. They get up and look for it, but it is no where to be found.
Peter: Maybe it disapparated?
Hermione from the future: YOU CAN'T DO THAT HERE!
James: Well she was bossy.
Sirius: I hope I don't meet her in the future.
Professor Trelawny: Oh, you will!
Remus: Look!
A pig with wings is flying through the air.
Sirius: Five galleons says pigs can fly!
Everyone gives him money.
Sirius: Bless your heart, little pig!
The pig suddenly turns evil and attacks Peter.
Everyone except Peter: *Snicker*
Peter: HELP!
Sirius: Turn into a rat!
Peter changes into a rat. The pig eats him and flies away.
Sirius: Yes! My plan worked!
The remaining Marauders high five.
James: You know what this means?
Remus: I get to have pork again?
James: My dear Moony, why did you not have pork?
Remus: Well it took so long for Sirius and I to actually raise that evil pig.
Sirius: *wipes away a tear* Little Snuffles Jr. has grown up and eaten Peter. I'm so proud.
Remus and Sirius hug and then break out in tears.
James: Whatever. Come on. Remus yo can have Bacon again. That's what is for lunch.
Remus: YES!
In the end everyone had a happy lunch of BLT sandwiches. They never saw Peter again.