A Bedtime Story (Gone Horribly Wrong)
Intro: This fic takes place in the orphanage when all of them were in kindergarten. So if they seem a little childish, you will understand that they are childs. Err...hope you made sense out of that cuz I didn't.
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters of FF8 or the story Hansel and Grettel.
"Matron, we brought home some friendssss!" Yelled Squall as him, Quistis, Rinoa, Seifer, Selphie, Irvine, Zell, Fujin and Raijin walked inside the orphanage. Zell was the first to put his little hotdog patterened backpack down. The rest put theirs down. Squalls was a hot pink one with the words "Whatever" in black all over. Quistis' was a bright red one that said in the front, "I want to be a instructor at Balamb Garden when I grow up, and to kick people's butts with the chain whip!" in blue letters. Rinoas was blue and had little white angel wings on the front. Seifers was black leather and had a patch that said "Harley Davidson" In red letters. Irvines was brown and had the words "Born to be a cowboy" in red letters. Fujins was blue and said "SITDOWN.SHUTUP. (Just like mommy used to say.)" Raijins was red and said in bold letters, "YAH KNOW!"
Edea rushed over to the kids, a platter with juiceboxes on them. She guided them to the rec. room and handed them the juices. They sat in front of the tv and she turned on a movie called, "The Wonders of Balamb Garden" a 6 hr. movie that only talked about how great Balamb Garden was, that was meant for people to become convinced into going to Balamb. They sat there for six hours, mesmerizerized. Night fell and the movie ended. Then they started dinner.
"So everyone, dig in!" Cid and Eda started devouring the nice ham dinner but the kids looked at the food with disgust. Rinoa shoved her plate away.
"Im on a diet here!" She complained. All the other kids shoved their plates away and Edea sighed. She asked them all to tell why they didn't want the ham.
"Im on a strict diet. The only food substance I can eat is hotdogs. Sorry, docters orders." Zell said, trying to keep a serious face. He pulled out a sheet of paper and handed it to Edea.
Dear Mommy/Daddys or the peepl ho r taking car of Zell,
plees ecuse zell from eting anyting oder than hotdogs.
-Mr. Docter man.
"I can't eat this, im a vegetarian!" Squealed Quistis.
"Ham just doesn't match that mustard. I can't eat anything that doesn't match with the condiments." Explained Selphie.
*sniff* "I refuse to eat a animal that was *sniff* brutally slaughtered." Squall said, pretending to hold back fake tears.
"I dun want no ham. I dun like the word "ham". Ham sucks. Everything sucks." Seifer grumbled, and Fujin and Raijin nodded their heads in agreement.
"QWERTY is a funny word." Exclaimed Irvine.
"Alright you guys don't have to eat this stuff. And Irvine, QWERTY isn't a word, its a type of keyboard.
"Oh." Said Irvine, looking down. He instantly perked back up. "Another funny word is boobies." All the kids giggled and Edea and Cid both sighed. They finally finished dinner and the kids went to bed leaving Edea and Cid alone sitting in silence in the rec. room.
"So, todays out anniversary....." Cid started, breaking the half hour silence.
"Yup." Was all Edea replied, and she stared at the ceiling.
"Well, I got you a present." Cid pulled out a small package and Edea opened it eagerly. She first unwrapped the wrapping paper, which was very hard to do since there was so much tape all over it. When she finally tore it all off, there was another layer of wrapping paper, whcich was hard to unwrap, due to the mess of tape. There was 6 layers after that and when she finally got ALL the wrapping paper off, there was a teeny weeny box. There was a large red button on one of the sides and it said "PRESS ME". So she pressed it.
"BOOM!" The bow exploded in her hands and confetti went everywhere. "BOOM!" Mini fireworks lit the ceiling and a small monkey ran across banging the cymbals. "BOOM!" The monkey blew up and when the fireworks finished, there was a little GI Joe looking dude with a parachute that said "HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!"
"Wo..wow..." Edea was speechless, holding the GI Joe.
"Like it?" Cid was covered with pounds of connfetti and his head stuck out. Before Edea could anwser, all of the kids ran into the rec. room.
"What happened? Is there a fire? Save the hotdogs!!" Zell ran into the kitchen and returned with a armful of hotdogs, and he started screaming and running around in circles.
"Fire? Save my sweet little dogg woggy Angelo!!"
"Save the education books!"
"Save the Harley Davidson!"
"Save the gunblade!"
"SAVE.TV"
"Save the tv she said, yah know."
"Save the pretty makeup!"
"Save my wittle cowboy boots with spurs and my cowboy hat!"
"Be quiet, there's no fire, it was nothing. And stop running around with those hotdogs Zell!" Edea sighed and the kids sat down in front of them.
"Im not tired anymore! I read 5 books on how to be the greatest instructor in the world and I'm still not tired!" Whined Quistis.
"Yeah, we all can't get to sleep!" Selphie chirpped.
"Read us a story!!" Yelled Squall.
"AFFIRMITIVE.STORY.GOOD." Fujin nodded her head.
"Okay, what story?"
"How about Hansel and Grettle, yah know?" Raijin suggested.
Everyone agreed and Edea quieted them down. "Okay, okay, I'll tell you the story of Hansel and Grettle. The children cheered and got ready to hear the most screwed up parody of Hansel and Grettle the world has ever known.
A/N: So, this chapter isn't very long, but its just all about how they got to the story. So, to make you happy, I'll post the second chapter later today. Sounds good? Okay! R+R ^^ sorry if it was a little OOC, but I tried. ~Quisty
Intro: This fic takes place in the orphanage when all of them were in kindergarten. So if they seem a little childish, you will understand that they are childs. Err...hope you made sense out of that cuz I didn't.
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters of FF8 or the story Hansel and Grettel.
"Matron, we brought home some friendssss!" Yelled Squall as him, Quistis, Rinoa, Seifer, Selphie, Irvine, Zell, Fujin and Raijin walked inside the orphanage. Zell was the first to put his little hotdog patterened backpack down. The rest put theirs down. Squalls was a hot pink one with the words "Whatever" in black all over. Quistis' was a bright red one that said in the front, "I want to be a instructor at Balamb Garden when I grow up, and to kick people's butts with the chain whip!" in blue letters. Rinoas was blue and had little white angel wings on the front. Seifers was black leather and had a patch that said "Harley Davidson" In red letters. Irvines was brown and had the words "Born to be a cowboy" in red letters. Fujins was blue and said "SITDOWN.SHUTUP. (Just like mommy used to say.)" Raijins was red and said in bold letters, "YAH KNOW!"
Edea rushed over to the kids, a platter with juiceboxes on them. She guided them to the rec. room and handed them the juices. They sat in front of the tv and she turned on a movie called, "The Wonders of Balamb Garden" a 6 hr. movie that only talked about how great Balamb Garden was, that was meant for people to become convinced into going to Balamb. They sat there for six hours, mesmerizerized. Night fell and the movie ended. Then they started dinner.
"So everyone, dig in!" Cid and Eda started devouring the nice ham dinner but the kids looked at the food with disgust. Rinoa shoved her plate away.
"Im on a diet here!" She complained. All the other kids shoved their plates away and Edea sighed. She asked them all to tell why they didn't want the ham.
"Im on a strict diet. The only food substance I can eat is hotdogs. Sorry, docters orders." Zell said, trying to keep a serious face. He pulled out a sheet of paper and handed it to Edea.
Dear Mommy/Daddys or the peepl ho r taking car of Zell,
plees ecuse zell from eting anyting oder than hotdogs.
-Mr. Docter man.
"I can't eat this, im a vegetarian!" Squealed Quistis.
"Ham just doesn't match that mustard. I can't eat anything that doesn't match with the condiments." Explained Selphie.
*sniff* "I refuse to eat a animal that was *sniff* brutally slaughtered." Squall said, pretending to hold back fake tears.
"I dun want no ham. I dun like the word "ham". Ham sucks. Everything sucks." Seifer grumbled, and Fujin and Raijin nodded their heads in agreement.
"QWERTY is a funny word." Exclaimed Irvine.
"Alright you guys don't have to eat this stuff. And Irvine, QWERTY isn't a word, its a type of keyboard.
"Oh." Said Irvine, looking down. He instantly perked back up. "Another funny word is boobies." All the kids giggled and Edea and Cid both sighed. They finally finished dinner and the kids went to bed leaving Edea and Cid alone sitting in silence in the rec. room.
"So, todays out anniversary....." Cid started, breaking the half hour silence.
"Yup." Was all Edea replied, and she stared at the ceiling.
"Well, I got you a present." Cid pulled out a small package and Edea opened it eagerly. She first unwrapped the wrapping paper, which was very hard to do since there was so much tape all over it. When she finally tore it all off, there was another layer of wrapping paper, whcich was hard to unwrap, due to the mess of tape. There was 6 layers after that and when she finally got ALL the wrapping paper off, there was a teeny weeny box. There was a large red button on one of the sides and it said "PRESS ME". So she pressed it.
"BOOM!" The bow exploded in her hands and confetti went everywhere. "BOOM!" Mini fireworks lit the ceiling and a small monkey ran across banging the cymbals. "BOOM!" The monkey blew up and when the fireworks finished, there was a little GI Joe looking dude with a parachute that said "HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!"
"Wo..wow..." Edea was speechless, holding the GI Joe.
"Like it?" Cid was covered with pounds of connfetti and his head stuck out. Before Edea could anwser, all of the kids ran into the rec. room.
"What happened? Is there a fire? Save the hotdogs!!" Zell ran into the kitchen and returned with a armful of hotdogs, and he started screaming and running around in circles.
"Fire? Save my sweet little dogg woggy Angelo!!"
"Save the education books!"
"Save the Harley Davidson!"
"Save the gunblade!"
"SAVE.TV"
"Save the tv she said, yah know."
"Save the pretty makeup!"
"Save my wittle cowboy boots with spurs and my cowboy hat!"
"Be quiet, there's no fire, it was nothing. And stop running around with those hotdogs Zell!" Edea sighed and the kids sat down in front of them.
"Im not tired anymore! I read 5 books on how to be the greatest instructor in the world and I'm still not tired!" Whined Quistis.
"Yeah, we all can't get to sleep!" Selphie chirpped.
"Read us a story!!" Yelled Squall.
"AFFIRMITIVE.STORY.GOOD." Fujin nodded her head.
"Okay, what story?"
"How about Hansel and Grettle, yah know?" Raijin suggested.
Everyone agreed and Edea quieted them down. "Okay, okay, I'll tell you the story of Hansel and Grettle. The children cheered and got ready to hear the most screwed up parody of Hansel and Grettle the world has ever known.
A/N: So, this chapter isn't very long, but its just all about how they got to the story. So, to make you happy, I'll post the second chapter later today. Sounds good? Okay! R+R ^^ sorry if it was a little OOC, but I tried. ~Quisty