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"HEHEHEHE! Huh-huh! James stop!" mumbled Peter. Peter and James were sitting in Transfiguration class.
"What?" James whispered in Peter's ear innocently.
"Huh-huh!" Peter laughed "Stop it!"
"Stop?" whispered James. James smiled at Peter devilishly. Peter rocked in his chair slightly.
"Blow in Remus's ear!" whined Peter.
"Okay! I will!" said James confidently.
James looked over at Remus who had fallen asleep on his half finished notes. James leaned over Remus cautiously to not wake the slumbering werewolf.
"Whooooo," James blew in Remus's ear. Remus gave out a loud snort. He bolted up out of his chair and sent his notes to the floor.
"Do you object to something Mister Lupin?" questioned Professor McGonagall.
"Wha? Oh, no," mumbled Remus.
Remus sat back down giving a confused look to a laughing James and Peter.
"What is going on?" asked Remus.
"I am playing a game with Peter! Do you want to join Remus?" asked James in one of his most playful manners.
"Ummm…how 'bout not," said Remus moving his attention back to the class.
"Oh-okay!" said James.
"Hey, Peter!" James whispered into Peter's ear.
"Oh!" Peter rocked back and forth in his chair.
"What are you doing to him?" asked Remus.
"I am just playing a game with him, Mother!" James said rolling his eyes.
"Stop calling me that!" barked Remus at James.
"Yeah, it is not nice James," said Peter.
"Shut up, Tubby!" whispered James in Peter's ear.
"Oh-h-h! Okay!" whined Peter shaking.
"Peter are you...?" Remus mumbled.
"You bet he is!" said James smiling.
Peter nodded his head violently.
"Oh-my…,"said Remus.
Peter's face was slowly turning red.
"Peter…Hi!" whispered James into Peter's ear.
Peter rocked back and forth in his chair. He bit his lip. James laughed as Peter's face turned red.
"OH FUCK!!" shouted Peter as James blew in his ear.
"MISTER PETTIGREW! COME TO THE FRONT OF THE CLASS ROOM THIS INSTANT!" yelled McGonagall, her face turning red and small strands of black hair falling out of her bun.
"Umm…do I have to?" asked Peter feebly.
"YES! Mister Pettigrew, to the front of the room this instant!" said McGonagall, shaking with rage.
"Oh…okay," Peter whispered to himself. Peter slowly raised himself from his desk and walked to the front of the class. Several classmates started to giggle. Most tried to avert their view.
"Oh-my-goodness…," said McGonagall. Her hand covered her mouth. Peter stared at his feet…and his other unwanted leg.
"Oh my GOD!" said James letting out bouts of laughter.
"You turned him on by blowing in his ear?!" Remus hissed to James under his breath.
James nodded with a large dorky smile that spread his face
"Oh my God…you little bastard!" laughed Remus. James smiled.
"I love you, Remus," said James smiling.
"I love you too, James…," mumbled under his breath.
Peter stood mortified in front of the class as McGonagall tried to help him cover his unwanted visitor.
"Oh, the corruption in my pants!" mumbled Peter under his breath.
Fin
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I was inspired to write this story by my friends Rylea and Jaime. Also Jaime's ability to find out what turns Rylea on...blow in her ear, Gushin!!
"Why does she get shape-shifting?" - Jaime