Music is my Boyfriend- Skye Sweetnam
A songfic for x-files…yay!
(this is my first songfic so please read and review. No harsh comments please. Although helpful criticism would be nice. I tried making the lyrics as humorous as possible while making it blend in with the real song. Hopefully its not too freaky so please bear with me.)
I do not own the x-files or Skye Sweetnam and her awesome song, Music is my Boyfriend.
Ok, Scully sings…
Mulder is my Partner
By: CraziiBananaz
Bang, boom, the beat.
My partner is the bang, the boom, the beat. (echoes)
Bang, boom, the beat.
My Partner is the bang, the boom, the beat. (echoes)
OH!
(Yeah Mulder is the…) (Yeah Mulder is the…!)
My partner is Mulder, my partner is Mulder.
Yeah Mulder is my Partner
He never takes the pressure off.
(x2)
Na, na, na hello.
His lips say hello.
He knows I'm getting turned on.
My guns are on-a.
His sunflower seeds he's eating.
Just me and him clicking.
The directors are not watching.
My cheeks they are blushing.
You know that…
He's into bottle blondes
And extra terrestrials.
But I've got him wanting more.
Wanting, wanting, wanting more…
Don't you know, don't you know that?!
My partner is bang, the boom the beat!
He's knocking on my door to hang with me.
Yeah Mulder is the shock, the shake, the shit.
The needle in the groove, the grind, the grit.
My partner is Mulder!
The A.D. is Skinner.
The A.D. is Skinner.
Yeah, Skinner's the director.
He never takes the pressure off.
(x2)
Get up to go work.
I'm working for hours.
He knows the way I like it.
He knows just how I want it.
He sees my hands moving.
I grab my gun and work it.
The suspect's now a dead guy.
The director's still not satisfied.
You know that!
His shiny head's distracting.
It's giving me a migraine.
His shiny head's distracting.
It's giving me a migraine.
Don't you know, don't you know that?!
The A.D. is bang, the boom, the beat!
He's beating down the door to intimidate me.
Yeah Skinner is the shock, the shake, the shit.
The needle in the groove, the grind, the grit.
The A.D. is Skinner!
Mulder's making me lose it.
He sings along, "they got abducted!"
My partner is Mulder, he's making me lose it.
I'll sing along "You're wrong! I don't believe it!"
He sings along "I want to believe!"
My partner is Mulder.
He's making me lose it.
He sings along, "I want more sunflower seeds! I need more sunflower seeds!"
(whispers) Bang, the boom, the beat.
He's knocking on my door to hang with me.
You know he tastes like sunflower seeds not shit.
The needle in the groove, the grind, the grit.
(louder) My partner is bang, the boom, the beat!
He's knocking on my door to hang with me.
Yeah Mulder is the shock, the shake, the shit.
The needle in the groove, the grind, the grit!
My partner is…grit!
My partner is…grit!
My partner is…Mulder!