Vash'sChick: Ever wonder who would win if Vash met Spike? Hm . *ponders*
Trigun meets Cowboy Bebop. I did too! Well you'll have to find out and get
back to me cuz I dunno either! Oh did I lead you to think you were gonna
find out here? Woops ^_^ R/R! Tankies!! Oh yeah I guess I should do a
disclaimer huh?
Disclaimer: This is the disclaimer. I don't own the people you recognize. I wish I did, but sadly I don't and if I did, I wouldn't be posting this here, it would be on t.v! Durr.
Vash'sChick: Ok I lied, you will find out what happens when Vash meets Spike and Faye and Jet and Ed. But what about Meryl, Milly, and Wolfwood and all the separate show's own bad guys? Well.you'll see. Maybe. Unless I decided to lie again.Oh yeah and if you do decide to review please gimme some reasons who you think would win and why. ^_^ Just so I have something to go off of.
Spike lay on the couch in front of the small TV they had. The same show that's always on was on again. There was a bounty on some thief's head for not too much money. Spike growled and kicked the TV.
"Hey man, clam down." Jet said, not really paying attention while he was cutting his beloved bonsai trees.
"We don't have any money!! And no one out there is worth anything!"
Faye walked in with a towel wrapped around her head. She pulled it down and started to brush wet hair.
"What's wrong now Mr. Grumpy?" she asked, not really caring.
"We have no money." He growled at her, scowling.
"Oh jeez, sorry I asked."
"Edward knows where we can get money!" Ed said bouncing on the floor next to her computer.
Spike sat over by her.
"You do!? Where!? How?!"
"Well the computer told Edward that they have just discovered a new planet here! It's called Gunsmoke and there's an outlaw that has 60,000,000,000 double dollars on his head!"
Ed squeaked and ran over to Ein, picked her up and swung her around, giggling.
"Hey Jet, you know anything about Gunsmoke? And what the hell are double dollars?" Spike asked, jamming his hands in his pockets and walking over to Jet and his Bonsai trees with renewed hope, that just as soon as it came, deflated as he got his answer.
"Nope, ask Ed."
Spike mumbled something about him not caring about money as long as he has scissors and a midget tree and went over to Ed. He took the dog and put her down.
"Ed, what do you know about the planet.or the man?"
"Edward knows a lot!"
"Well?"
"Edward knows that the planet is covered in sand and desert. There are two suns and 5 moons. The man's name is Vash the Stampede and he wears a red coat and has blonde hair, he has a big silver gun and has destroyed two cities there. Augusta and July. Oh yeah, and he loooooves donuts, like Edward!!" Ed bounded away down the hall.
"Should we get started then?" he asked turning to Jet and Faye. ~*~*~*~
Vash sat at the bar, drinking a beer and trying to think.
'What do I do now that Legato, my brother, and everything I was aiming to do is over and dead!?' he screamed mentally and sipped his beer. He rubbed his eyes furiously.
"This is going to be boring!" he yelled and slammed his drink down, walking out of the saloon. He shoved his hands in his pockets and stomped down the street.
"Well, I guess I could always occupy myself with bounty hunters." he mumbled, kicking up sand into his face.
"Keh!!" he said and rubbed his face madly, trying to get the sand out of his nose and eyes, as well as his mouth. Someone tapped him on the shoulder and he spun around.
"Where have you been!?!" screamed an angry Meryl as she started to beat him in the middle of the town. "Why haven't you told us where you were?! We are still supposed to watch you!! I don't care what's over!! We HAVE to watch you!!" Vash huddled in a ball on the ground trying to answer the furious woman's questions through the fat lip she gave him. He managed to get up when she was out of breath from yelling so much.
"I was at the saloon!! Because you would have stopped me!! AND I KNOW YOU HAVE TO WATCH ME!!!" he screamed back at her and stalked away.
"Insurance girls still following me around like lost puppies. Bored. Nothing to do but get beat up and now I have a fat lip to go along with all this boredom!! CAN NOTHING GO RIGHT?!" he plopped down onto a nearby bench, crosses his arms and scowled. The kids playing in front of him took one look at him and ran.
"Great now the kids think I'm scary! Grr!" He sighed and uncrossed his arms and looked up at the sky. A smile spread across his face.
"What am I angry for?! It's over! It's finally over.boring.yet over!" he got up and started dancing to the amusement of the town, who were all now watching him, laughing. He stopped, noticing them, rubbed the back of his head, blushing, and ran away to the hotel room he shared with the insurance girls. He opened the door and found the place a wreck.
"What happened here?"
There were bullet holes in the walls and everything was smashed. A bed was turned over and there was a note on the door.
"I'm leaving you, you piece of scum and I never wanna see you again!" It was signed Julie.
"Whoops, wrong room!"
He walked out of the room, re-taping the note to the upturned bed before he left and walked into the room next door. Three odd looking people were searching the room and didn't even realize he walked in. One was tall in a blue suit with puffed curly looking blue/black hair. The other looked more strong and bald with a fake arm, and a metal strip under his eye. The last was a girl with short black/purple hair, in a skimpy yellow number with a red jacket tossed over it. They all held guns. Vash stared, in shock and slowly back out of the door. The bald one saw the movement out of the corner of his eye. He swung around and pointed the gun at Vash.
"Who are you!?" Vash yelled, putting his hands up in surrender.
"I'm Jet, this is Spike, and Faye. And you must be Vash the Stampede."
"Who's Vash the Stampede?" Vash asked trying to sound like he didn't know who he was.
"You mean, you're not him?" Spike said outraged.
"Nope. Never seen the guy." Vash lowered his arms.
"He's lying," Faye said, cocking her gun.
"No, I don't know him!!" he started crying. "Please don't kill me!!" he whined.
"This moron can't be him. Jet, you led us to the wrong place," Spike said growling at him again.
"Feh, maybe the tracker's broken."
"You guys are so incompetent," Faye mumbled and pushed past the crying form on the floor.
Vash clung to her leg.
"Hey what are you doing?!" she yelled trying to shake him off.
Vash sobered and stood up straight.
"Young lady, do you need a body guard? I'd be happy to provide my services for a beauty such as you for free!"
He grinned an extremely cheesy grin and Faye sighed. She knocked him over the head with the butt of her gun and walked back down out the back door to the ship that was landed in the sand. Two minutes later Jet and Spike walked out and got into the ship with her.
"Good job Jet," Faye scolded him and sat back in her seat. "You led us to a perverted cry baby.
"I'm telling you the tracker said he was here!" he yelled fiddling with the machine, gave up and threw it against the wall.
"Great, now it's fixed." She quipped and crossed her arms over her chest.
"I get the feeling that was him," Spike said out of nowhere. "We should try to get a room in the hotel and follow him around for a while. Something will lead us to the truth."
"Did Spike just get a GOOD idea?" Faye asked Jet stupefied.
"I think so."
Vash'sChick: Ok that's the first chappie! Please review!
Disclaimer: This is the disclaimer. I don't own the people you recognize. I wish I did, but sadly I don't and if I did, I wouldn't be posting this here, it would be on t.v! Durr.
Vash'sChick: Ok I lied, you will find out what happens when Vash meets Spike and Faye and Jet and Ed. But what about Meryl, Milly, and Wolfwood and all the separate show's own bad guys? Well.you'll see. Maybe. Unless I decided to lie again.Oh yeah and if you do decide to review please gimme some reasons who you think would win and why. ^_^ Just so I have something to go off of.
Spike lay on the couch in front of the small TV they had. The same show that's always on was on again. There was a bounty on some thief's head for not too much money. Spike growled and kicked the TV.
"Hey man, clam down." Jet said, not really paying attention while he was cutting his beloved bonsai trees.
"We don't have any money!! And no one out there is worth anything!"
Faye walked in with a towel wrapped around her head. She pulled it down and started to brush wet hair.
"What's wrong now Mr. Grumpy?" she asked, not really caring.
"We have no money." He growled at her, scowling.
"Oh jeez, sorry I asked."
"Edward knows where we can get money!" Ed said bouncing on the floor next to her computer.
Spike sat over by her.
"You do!? Where!? How?!"
"Well the computer told Edward that they have just discovered a new planet here! It's called Gunsmoke and there's an outlaw that has 60,000,000,000 double dollars on his head!"
Ed squeaked and ran over to Ein, picked her up and swung her around, giggling.
"Hey Jet, you know anything about Gunsmoke? And what the hell are double dollars?" Spike asked, jamming his hands in his pockets and walking over to Jet and his Bonsai trees with renewed hope, that just as soon as it came, deflated as he got his answer.
"Nope, ask Ed."
Spike mumbled something about him not caring about money as long as he has scissors and a midget tree and went over to Ed. He took the dog and put her down.
"Ed, what do you know about the planet.or the man?"
"Edward knows a lot!"
"Well?"
"Edward knows that the planet is covered in sand and desert. There are two suns and 5 moons. The man's name is Vash the Stampede and he wears a red coat and has blonde hair, he has a big silver gun and has destroyed two cities there. Augusta and July. Oh yeah, and he loooooves donuts, like Edward!!" Ed bounded away down the hall.
"Should we get started then?" he asked turning to Jet and Faye. ~*~*~*~
Vash sat at the bar, drinking a beer and trying to think.
'What do I do now that Legato, my brother, and everything I was aiming to do is over and dead!?' he screamed mentally and sipped his beer. He rubbed his eyes furiously.
"This is going to be boring!" he yelled and slammed his drink down, walking out of the saloon. He shoved his hands in his pockets and stomped down the street.
"Well, I guess I could always occupy myself with bounty hunters." he mumbled, kicking up sand into his face.
"Keh!!" he said and rubbed his face madly, trying to get the sand out of his nose and eyes, as well as his mouth. Someone tapped him on the shoulder and he spun around.
"Where have you been!?!" screamed an angry Meryl as she started to beat him in the middle of the town. "Why haven't you told us where you were?! We are still supposed to watch you!! I don't care what's over!! We HAVE to watch you!!" Vash huddled in a ball on the ground trying to answer the furious woman's questions through the fat lip she gave him. He managed to get up when she was out of breath from yelling so much.
"I was at the saloon!! Because you would have stopped me!! AND I KNOW YOU HAVE TO WATCH ME!!!" he screamed back at her and stalked away.
"Insurance girls still following me around like lost puppies. Bored. Nothing to do but get beat up and now I have a fat lip to go along with all this boredom!! CAN NOTHING GO RIGHT?!" he plopped down onto a nearby bench, crosses his arms and scowled. The kids playing in front of him took one look at him and ran.
"Great now the kids think I'm scary! Grr!" He sighed and uncrossed his arms and looked up at the sky. A smile spread across his face.
"What am I angry for?! It's over! It's finally over.boring.yet over!" he got up and started dancing to the amusement of the town, who were all now watching him, laughing. He stopped, noticing them, rubbed the back of his head, blushing, and ran away to the hotel room he shared with the insurance girls. He opened the door and found the place a wreck.
"What happened here?"
There were bullet holes in the walls and everything was smashed. A bed was turned over and there was a note on the door.
"I'm leaving you, you piece of scum and I never wanna see you again!" It was signed Julie.
"Whoops, wrong room!"
He walked out of the room, re-taping the note to the upturned bed before he left and walked into the room next door. Three odd looking people were searching the room and didn't even realize he walked in. One was tall in a blue suit with puffed curly looking blue/black hair. The other looked more strong and bald with a fake arm, and a metal strip under his eye. The last was a girl with short black/purple hair, in a skimpy yellow number with a red jacket tossed over it. They all held guns. Vash stared, in shock and slowly back out of the door. The bald one saw the movement out of the corner of his eye. He swung around and pointed the gun at Vash.
"Who are you!?" Vash yelled, putting his hands up in surrender.
"I'm Jet, this is Spike, and Faye. And you must be Vash the Stampede."
"Who's Vash the Stampede?" Vash asked trying to sound like he didn't know who he was.
"You mean, you're not him?" Spike said outraged.
"Nope. Never seen the guy." Vash lowered his arms.
"He's lying," Faye said, cocking her gun.
"No, I don't know him!!" he started crying. "Please don't kill me!!" he whined.
"This moron can't be him. Jet, you led us to the wrong place," Spike said growling at him again.
"Feh, maybe the tracker's broken."
"You guys are so incompetent," Faye mumbled and pushed past the crying form on the floor.
Vash clung to her leg.
"Hey what are you doing?!" she yelled trying to shake him off.
Vash sobered and stood up straight.
"Young lady, do you need a body guard? I'd be happy to provide my services for a beauty such as you for free!"
He grinned an extremely cheesy grin and Faye sighed. She knocked him over the head with the butt of her gun and walked back down out the back door to the ship that was landed in the sand. Two minutes later Jet and Spike walked out and got into the ship with her.
"Good job Jet," Faye scolded him and sat back in her seat. "You led us to a perverted cry baby.
"I'm telling you the tracker said he was here!" he yelled fiddling with the machine, gave up and threw it against the wall.
"Great, now it's fixed." She quipped and crossed her arms over her chest.
"I get the feeling that was him," Spike said out of nowhere. "We should try to get a room in the hotel and follow him around for a while. Something will lead us to the truth."
"Did Spike just get a GOOD idea?" Faye asked Jet stupefied.
"I think so."
Vash'sChick: Ok that's the first chappie! Please review!