:Disclaimer: I could always chop you up and send each part of you to a different town if you sue me. Voltaire's such an influence!
:Notes: Heck, I don't even know what I'm WRITING while I write this! You expect a summary!?
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Jack threw the ball against the wall of his office, and ran after it as it bounced out of his office. "Shit!"
Daniel stepped out the door of his own office, seeing a blur of USAF colonel shoot past him. "Jack...?"
"NotnowDannygottago!" came the rushed reply. From down the hall, he heard a maniacal laughter and Jack sauntered back to Daniel's office, clutching something in his hand. "Whatcha need?" he asked, rolling on the balls of his feet.
"You okay?"
"Yeah!"
"You seem rather... energetic today."
"Well, I was cleaning out my desk and kinda found a ball and... yup. Watch! It's sweet!" Jack slammed the ball against the floor, the ball bouncing up and smacking Sam in the stomach as she was about to knock on the non-existent door.
"Owww!" Sam clutched her stomach.
"Geez, Carter, are you okay?"
"Sir, What the HELL was that?!"
"Bouncy ball!" Jack grinned. Teal'c walked to the door.
"DanielJackson." he greeted, bowing slightly to the others. I have found an object that is strange. It seems rubbery, and bounced into my office all on its own..." he held up a green bouncy ball, as opposed to Jack's pink and blue.
Jack blinked. Daniel glared. "Jack, how many of those did you let loose in the base?"
Jack stared at his fingers, trying to count. "Umm... only two, I think." he bounced his again.
"Great..."
"But they are! It's so amazing how something so small could bounce so high!" he turned to his 2IC. "Haven't you ever wanted to check that out, with your all-knowing scientific mind?!"
Sam looked away, as if ashamed. "Yes, sir..."
Teal'c raised an eyebrow. "Perhaps we further our knowledge of these strange objects?"
Jack clasped his hands together. "Then it's settled! We'll need a high room, and Sam. And Danny and Teal'c!"
Daniel groaned. "Why meee?"
"Group morale building?" Jack shrugged.
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"Sir, are you sure we should be doing this?"
"Oh, it's fine. We deserve a break!" came the reply.
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"COLONEL O'NEILL! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!" Hammond demanded, yelling into the observation room microphone.
From the other side of the glass, the colonel shrugged and scratched his head. "We're not quite sure..."
"I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION!" Hammond looked ready to explode.
Sam stepped up. "Sir?" he hollered so he heard her.
"What is it, Major?!"
"We'd found a rubber ball in Colonel O'Neill's desk and when he bounced it, I was intrigued at how we could use quantum physics on the explanation at the change of rate and pressure of height when bounced at certain degrees."
Hammond blinked.
Jack clicked his tongue. "Basically sir, we wanted to know how high it would bounce when I whammed it against the floor. Watch!" he threw it against the concrete ground, and it whipped up, slamming against the observation window.
"Incoming wormhole, sir. It's SG-5" the Airman said from beside the General. The Stargate whirred and self-proclaimed scientists jumped out of the way from the wormhole, just in time. O'Neill's ball was still bouncing.
The wormhole did the whir-whoosh thing, the blue shooting out, and ate up the bouncy ball. Jack stared.
"I lost my ball!"
"SG-1, report to my office at ONCE!"
"Yes, sir..."
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:AN: Well, that was random...
:Notes: Heck, I don't even know what I'm WRITING while I write this! You expect a summary!?
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Jack threw the ball against the wall of his office, and ran after it as it bounced out of his office. "Shit!"
Daniel stepped out the door of his own office, seeing a blur of USAF colonel shoot past him. "Jack...?"
"NotnowDannygottago!" came the rushed reply. From down the hall, he heard a maniacal laughter and Jack sauntered back to Daniel's office, clutching something in his hand. "Whatcha need?" he asked, rolling on the balls of his feet.
"You okay?"
"Yeah!"
"You seem rather... energetic today."
"Well, I was cleaning out my desk and kinda found a ball and... yup. Watch! It's sweet!" Jack slammed the ball against the floor, the ball bouncing up and smacking Sam in the stomach as she was about to knock on the non-existent door.
"Owww!" Sam clutched her stomach.
"Geez, Carter, are you okay?"
"Sir, What the HELL was that?!"
"Bouncy ball!" Jack grinned. Teal'c walked to the door.
"DanielJackson." he greeted, bowing slightly to the others. I have found an object that is strange. It seems rubbery, and bounced into my office all on its own..." he held up a green bouncy ball, as opposed to Jack's pink and blue.
Jack blinked. Daniel glared. "Jack, how many of those did you let loose in the base?"
Jack stared at his fingers, trying to count. "Umm... only two, I think." he bounced his again.
"Great..."
"But they are! It's so amazing how something so small could bounce so high!" he turned to his 2IC. "Haven't you ever wanted to check that out, with your all-knowing scientific mind?!"
Sam looked away, as if ashamed. "Yes, sir..."
Teal'c raised an eyebrow. "Perhaps we further our knowledge of these strange objects?"
Jack clasped his hands together. "Then it's settled! We'll need a high room, and Sam. And Danny and Teal'c!"
Daniel groaned. "Why meee?"
"Group morale building?" Jack shrugged.
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"Sir, are you sure we should be doing this?"
"Oh, it's fine. We deserve a break!" came the reply.
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"COLONEL O'NEILL! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!" Hammond demanded, yelling into the observation room microphone.
From the other side of the glass, the colonel shrugged and scratched his head. "We're not quite sure..."
"I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION!" Hammond looked ready to explode.
Sam stepped up. "Sir?" he hollered so he heard her.
"What is it, Major?!"
"We'd found a rubber ball in Colonel O'Neill's desk and when he bounced it, I was intrigued at how we could use quantum physics on the explanation at the change of rate and pressure of height when bounced at certain degrees."
Hammond blinked.
Jack clicked his tongue. "Basically sir, we wanted to know how high it would bounce when I whammed it against the floor. Watch!" he threw it against the concrete ground, and it whipped up, slamming against the observation window.
"Incoming wormhole, sir. It's SG-5" the Airman said from beside the General. The Stargate whirred and self-proclaimed scientists jumped out of the way from the wormhole, just in time. O'Neill's ball was still bouncing.
The wormhole did the whir-whoosh thing, the blue shooting out, and ate up the bouncy ball. Jack stared.
"I lost my ball!"
"SG-1, report to my office at ONCE!"
"Yes, sir..."
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:AN: Well, that was random...