Metro 2033: The Screaming sun
Black comedy/fanfiction
Chapter 1
When the world ended on June 4th 1984, the resultant nuclear blasts turned the Ozone layer into a scorching wasteland, burning anyone that wasn't inside shelter. As a, result of this change, Humanity came up with Heat resistant suits. That solved only one of the problems. There were mutants and other nasty creatures that had retaken the surface, Man-sized spiders that had built nests in nearby subway tunnels and Man-Cockroach hybrids roaming the area. The radiation level was too high to walk around in and even if that was accomplished, there was something in the mists, something even the Mutants feared.
"Artyom! Wake up, sleepy head! We need to go. Hunter's caravan is here.
Hunter stepped off the trolley, his shadow striking the wall.
"ah! So, this is the great D6! Now, let's get to clearing it out. Pavel!"
Pavel jerked awake, obviously irritated. D6 had held together for quite some time, but parts of it were still filled with radiation. "what is it Artyom, Librarians?" said Pavel, suddenly alert. "no, just get up, lazy ass" said Artyom, laughing. Pavel looked as if he had slept in dog crap, his hair looked like it was hit by a lightning storm. "let's go Pavel, the Nosalises will be awake soon." Pavel shot up and grabbed his Kalash. The Nosalises used Darkness as an advantage and had killed others. Pavel heard scratching noises behind him. "Artyom? Hunter? You there?" he called out. More scratching noises answered, followed by a beastly roar. Pavel saw Artyom running the other way past him. "DEMON! RUN!" Artyom yelled as a demon smashed open the wall. It was met by a hail of gunfire as numerous lights went up. Hunter and Artyom threw themselves to the floor and numerous guns shot at the demon. After 4 hours of continuous shooting, it dropped dead but Another quickly took its place. The rangers called out to Artyom "we are running out of ammo! Artyom, look out!" they yelled as an amoeba latched its tentacles onto Artyom's ankle, before being put down for good by Pavel. Pavel was then jumped by a librarian that had been driven from the Library by a particularly determined demon that was intent on claiming the Library as a nest.
The Demon ripped its wings off and pummeled it into the ground. The Demons and Rangers stopped their fight for a bit and watched as the Librarian beat the demon into paste. Suddenly realizing they were at war, both sides continued to fight, heedless of the dying demon lying in the crater, its wings broken. Two well-meaning demons, lifted their comrade out of the fire, but in the process his wings broke off and he died mid-flight. The leader chewed them out in its own language and sent them off to die in the gauntlet that D6 had now become. Sick of the pointless fighting, the head demons stepped in the middle of the gunfire and amid the torrent of bullets, ordered a cease fire and the demons stopped attacking. The guns stopped and all sides had a sit down. Hunter bought some Russian weed and all sides smoked it. Now good and high, they decided on a truce. He demons would leave D6 and would also agree to only attack outside threats, never human. The Librarian was penalized with hard labor and the demons that started the free for all were castrated. Now devoid of any hope for children they shot themselves, only it didn't work. Now out of hope, they were led by hunter to a sealed vault.
The end