A/N: Request from SS (as Stormy Snape will now be called). Read and review? Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or any of the characters.
Rare
"You see, Bella, werewolves are special-"
"You mean like the special kids?"
"Shut up, leech! I'm' trying to explain my kind to Bella in better depth!"
"And I volunteer to help you, pup."
Sighing, Jacob turned his gaze back to Bella and said "We're clearly the superior race because-"
"You wish." Edward cut him off.
Jacob just scowled and continued. "-Because we're fluffy."
"More like straggly." Edward retorted.
"And we're cute."
"In your opinion."
"Not to mention that we are extremely well rounded in the personality department, unlike some." Jacob spat, glaring hard at Edward.
Edward flickered his eyes, and just smirked, wrapping his arm around Bella's shoulders.
"You see, Bella, the only thing special about werewolves is that they're rare. They have to be born; they can't be turned. You see? Rare." He explained, his smirk turning into a full blown grin when he noticed that Jacob was beaming. "And they're rare because they don't breed."
Jacob's jaw dropped as he stared incredulously at the vampire in front of him.
"By the way, you're fly's down." Edward laughed, turning Bella away as they retreated away from the borderline.
Jacob quickly pulled up his zipper and mumbled, "Don't breed! Huh! If I could only get Bella to see things my way- then I'd show Cullen how to breed!"